A term describing one's expectance of a situation. Can also be used to describe a person unprepared to deal with a given situation.
friend one "I think your ex is over there with another guy"
friend two "I wasn't defense capped for this..."
friend two "I wasn't defense capped for this..."
by sphynxx January 10, 2011
Get the defense capped mug.when your fornicating with a woman at your parents house and shes being too loud so you put a pillow over her face but then you decide to start punching the pillow...her muffled cries sound like "ooooh" as the pillow turns red.
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A person, who in a heavily populated city insists on their self-importance by blocking traffic on the street or in a parking lot or parking structure while waiting for a person, who appears to be leaving to exit their parking spot.
Oh, we got another parking camper. Look at that selfish piece of excrement, he's been holding up traffic for over a minute in the hopes that the person is about to leave their spot.
by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014
Get the parking camper mug.A type of person, usually a hypster and/or a vegan, that likes to watch the sunset. And, in order to better aknowledge the magnific event he/she is witnessing, this person claps. Cherring the sun
Average hypster says: "Ah bravo, this sunset was amazing, hourra to mother earth for allowing us to witness this moment"
Average joe replies: "you really are a sunset clapper queen"
Average joe replies: "you really are a sunset clapper queen"
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Get the Grandpas camper mug."Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
Get the Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger mug.Foul, Raging STD in which the head of the Penis is Swollen to the size that of which a Grapefruit is associated. Only course of Action, is to beat the Penis with a small mallet until puss is excreted through a rip in the skin.
Man=Doc, i think i got the clapper
Doctor=Well looks like its time to get out the hammer and start whackin'
Doctor=Well looks like its time to get out the hammer and start whackin'
by Edgar Allen Hoe January 3, 2003
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