A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).
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Get the Capitalistic Colonizer Day mug.A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.
Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"
"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.
Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"
"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
Get the capitalist mug.Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024
Get the Capitalist tennis mug.A system where the totalizing, all-pervasive logic of the market and the profit motive achieves such dominance that it subsumes all aspects of human life—social bonds, personal identity, art, religion, and politics—into its framework. The state may not control every thought, but the market dictates every viable choice, creating a "soft totalitarianism" where freedom is the freedom to choose between branded alternatives, and dissent is marginalized not by secret police, but by unprofitability and social irrelevance.
Example: "Capitalistic totalitarianism is when your town's only public square gets sold to a developer and becomes a 'privately owned public space' where you can be ejected for loitering (not shopping). Your protests against it are organized on a corporate social media platform that algorithmically demotes your event, covered by media outlets owned by the same developer's friends, and the most effective form of dissent they can imagine is a consumer boycott of one of his twelve subsidiaries."
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Get the Capitalistic Totalitarianism mug.The specific use of surveillance, data harvesting, and behavioral manipulation by corporations to engineer consent, predict and control consumer behavior, and eliminate the possibility of private thought outside the marketplace. It's the dystopia where your smart TV watches you to serve ads, your social credit is your credit score, and language is corrupted by marketing speak ("downsizing" becomes "rightsizing," "wage slavery" becomes "hustle culture").
Example: "The true Capitalistic Orwellianism hit when my fridge, noting my low-calorie beer purchases, sent a coupon for gym memberships to my phone, while my health insurance app adjusted my premium for 'positive engagement with wellness.' I was being watched, nudged, and priced by a network of devices, all framing their control as 'personalized service.' Big Brother isn't a tyrant; he's a subscription service with a privacy policy you agreed to."
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Get the Capitalistic Orwellianism mug.The belief that capitalist economics doesn't just describe markets but constitutes reality—that everything can and should be understood in economic terms, that market logic applies to all domains, that value is what the market says it is. Capitalist Hyperrealism reduces love to transaction, art to investment, life to human capital. It sees the world through the lens of profit and calls that vision reality. It produces a world perfectly optimized for extraction and utterly impoverished in everything else. Capitalist Hyperrealism is the philosophy of those who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Example: "He evaluated everything by market logic: relationships as exchanges, skills as assets, time as investment. Capitalist Hyperrealism had made him economically rational and humanly bankrupt. When she spoke of love, he calculated costs and benefits. She left; he couldn't understand why the transaction failed. He had perfect models of everything and experience of nothing."
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