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Caning

The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.
My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”
by The Pizza Parker June 26, 2021
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Cleveland Candy Cane

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.
Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.
by dirtywords872 February 7, 2023
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Cane

Typically a strippers name, will tear the girls apart and cane them away from their husbands. Slowly but surely always amazes the girls.
I just did a cane
by Bigboddeadbod November 22, 2021
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Lennie Canes

A Lennie Canes is a strange creature usually depicted with a large head and small body, often called a freak.
P1- Ew, is that a Lennie Canes.
P2- What a big headed freak.
by LennieFan April 9, 2023
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Light up Cane

A jolly euphemism for an erect penis. Perfect for the holidays.
“Hey Devan, have you and Mark set up the christmas decorations?”
“We did, I even found Mark’s light up cane!”
by Cowboy Crowbar November 23, 2022
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Cane bear

The Cane Bear broke into the 7 Eleven.
by Wingmaster555 July 6, 2021
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Fucking caned

An Australian slang term pronounced 'faaa-ken cayyynd,' meaning something 'really hurt.'
I hit my shins on that metal bar last week and it fucking caned mate!
by Mimsta August 2, 2022
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