candice

I LEARNED THIS FROM myself

man i miss candice

WHOS candice?

candice / can these/ nuts fit in your mouth`

by candic122 March 12, 2025

candice

can this nuts fit in your mouth

can these nuts fit in your mouth /candice nuts fit in your mouth

by candic122 March 12, 2025

candace

can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Person A: “do you know candace?”
Person B: “candace who?”
Person A: “can deez nuts fit in your mouth?”
Person B: “fuck you.”

by laquatas August 13, 2025

Candace

Totally nuts. Absolute BS. Crazy. Off the wall. Conspiratorial. Oddly Tangential.

That’s a load of Candace, dude.

What? That’s totally Candace!

You are acting like a freaking Candace right now, stop it.

I’m going full Candace on these people, seriously.

Did you hear about Jay getting fired? Total Candace.

by Kelly Jordan October 20, 2025

A Candace

When you shart the shower.

I was taking a nice hot shower and I busted a Candace. Never trust a fart.

by Datphatcat October 9, 2021

Whose Candice

Candice is a character from Phineas and Ferb

Hey dude, Whose Candice

by anonymous May 9, 2022

COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)

When you recognize patterns that send you into an investigative spiral. Often includes symptoms of near-schizophrenic manic research and conspiratorial thinking.

Coined in reference to how Candace Owens be moving quite regularly, most notably in the wake of the killing of her business partner and personal friend, Charles (Charlie) James Kirk.

“i think my boyfriend is cheating on me because he started buying a new brand of mayonnaise”
“Girl, you for sure have COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)”

by ChuckKirkenuinely February 8, 2026