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cancer merchant

One who sells cigaretts
by Jay October 1, 2003
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SERF Cancer

Smooth endoplasmic rectilum functioning cancer. It causes lipids to stop being produced by the smooth endoplasmic rectilum, depriving red blood cells from essential fats. This causes red blood cells to collapse, especially in the facial areas, causing redness and also resulting in severe sunburn and peeling of skin. Eventually will result in cellular necrosis causing death. This cancer appears to be genetically caused and has only been found in aboriginal Australians however there is one case of it appearing in a male welsh tourist
He has passed away from SERF Cancer
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cunt cancer

Cancer of the cunt. It is a serious condition that you should see a doctor for.
Shit I have been diagnosed with cunt cancer!
by shannon369 February 9, 2009
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cure for cancer

A seemingly impossible accomplishment that everyone wants to see happen, but no one knows how to achieve.
Random Guy #1 "Holy crap, Budweiser just invented a hangover-free beer!"
Random Guy #2 "Wow. What the hell's next, a cure for cancer?
by SnipeYou September 1, 2006
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Cancer Patient

A cancer patient, usually abbreviated as "CP", refers to someone that puts in more than sufficient effort. It's a more derogatory form of the word "tryhard".
Its reasoning is that cancer patients in real life have to try very hard to overcome their cancer.
Why are we losing this game?

Because we're playing against absolute cancer patients.
by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016
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kernel cancer

The degradation of an operating system, over time. Windows systems are usually most afflicted by this (the home versions such as 95, 98, and ME more so than NT 4.0 and Win2k).
The computer had kernel cancer so bad, that the only cure was to reinstall Windows.
by Keith "Hellmark" Brown February 9, 2004
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Hallway Cancer

While in the Hallways of a crowded area (commonly a school), the people who stand around doing nothing and end up getting in the way of those trying to pass. The cancer continues to grow as more people join the group eventually blocking the entire hallway.
I was late to History because the Hallway Cancer was especially bad today.
by Fraser91 May 25, 2008
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