calling bs

BS stands for bullshit. Calling bullshit means you are calling out a dumb ass statement for being a fucking dumb ass statement.

I'm calling bs on that fuckery.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 7, 2018

bitty call

The act of propositioning a woman (usually your/someone elses mother) for a bit of bitty via the medium of telephone.

Jeff: "But mum, I want bitty"
Mother: "C'mon Jeff, you had bitty this morning"
Jeff: "I want bitty now!"
Mother: "Quit bitty calling me!"

by MacDaddyYo April 17, 2013

call in the crane

Describing how you feel after eating too much. Wishing you did not have to move from the dinner table after stuffing your face and have a crane lift you to the couch. So full that you are breathing like a gold fish.

That 3rd plate of pasta was so good, ugh I can't move someone call in the crane for me.

by marcodovi July 7, 2016

Calling Sally

A euphemism for female masturbation

I spent all last night calling sally because my boyfriend couldn't get it up.

by SallyandSam December 19, 2008

johnson call

The female version of booty call.

Derek, don't take this call for more than it is. It's strictly a johnson call. Just bring your johnson.

by twocrazychicks November 9, 2011

cow call

The opposite of a cat call. Making a moo noise at a person you find unattractive. Generally disrespectful.

* driving past a large woman *
Jeff: "moooooooooo"
Rob: "did you just cow call her? that's not cool"

by SpidermanSucks August 10, 2019

harvard is calling

Harvard is calling refers to an array of memes that have a video of Nina Dobrev blinking and the dumbest text over it while using that one Nicki Minaj audio. People usually comment "Harvard is calling" ironically to point out how dumb it is.

Tiktok: "if trees give us oxygen, why don't we bring trees underwater to breathe underwater"

Comments: HARVARD IS CALLING 😍

by TigreZaddz January 7, 2023