California girl

A girl from the Golden State. Not necessarily blonde, super tan, or rich. Contrary to popular opinion (or at least the opinion shared by many insecure, whiny chicks who aren't fortunate enough to be from this culturally and economically diverse state), we don't all think we're better than everyone. Truth be told, the average California girl is a lot more confident than most females. I think a little bit of that comes from being portrayed by the media as, basically, the sexiest women on Earth. If the rest of the world thinks we're so awesome, there must be at least a little truth to that, right? Like all women, every California girl is beautiful in her own way. And no, we're not all super ditzy! Hahah.

Guy: Oh, so you're a California girl? You seem really smart, though...
Chick: I'm from California, and I'm smart. Those qualities are in no way related.

by imerikaandihatetoes February 8, 2012

hotel california relationship

A term describing when a long term couple breaks up, but can't stop getting back together multiple times. Derived from the line in the Eagles song, "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."

My roomate keeps wanting to get back with his ex-girlfriend, but I keep telling him, "Come on dude, check out of the Hotel California once and for all!"

How long have they been going out? It seems like forever! Naw, they're broken up but I think they're gonna start a Hotel California Relationship now.

by Johnny B Camaro October 7, 2005

california

My home state, where it's all at! Much better state than Michigan!

I moved to Michigan with my dad. God, it sucked hard. Michigan sucks. Cali's better! Thank God I moved back!

Kiss my arse, Michigay!

by Sparda April 29, 2005

Fuck California

The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.

Fuck California and all of its lies.

by Jon March 14, 2005

California

made fun of by everyone else in the world until they actually come here, then they start flashing the westside symbol and crip walkin and wearing khakis. but all you fake ass motherfuckers cant be us! we got the gangstas, movie stars, terminator(as our governer)hell yeah!, and we got all the illegal mexicans down in the south.

west side till i die, California Love!

the only place to be.

by xTPLx December 10, 2004

California

1. Bad decision making, to the point of financial collapse
2. To declare bankruptcy
3. A complete misuse of resources, even while having more resources than others

Jerry, despite making $1 million a year, was so California, that he had to sell himself on the streets to make ends meet.

by Just the facts ma'am April 29, 2013

hotel california

Song created by the eagles about their drug rehabiltation

Hotel california was a great song

by tommy April 19, 2005