crystal squeezer

a person who is involved in a new age style religion. Also, any "hippie".
Go get that crystal squeezer thats in that drum circle.
by klar June 04, 2007
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Crystal Chandelier

When a man is laying on his back, receiving fellatio, and at climax the woman leans forward, on all fours face towards the man, then the man climaxes onto the womans exposed breasts.
Booby Sue didn't want to swallow so Ryan gave her a Crystal Chandelier instead.
by schadenfrude May 31, 2009
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crystal wrap

Hippie bling. Sold on Phish and Dead lot. A crystal or mineral that's wrapped in wire and put on a heady hemp neclace or a heady leather cord
dude that phatty crystal wrap is soooooooo heady mannnnnnn
by Colonel Phorbin May 11, 2009
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crystal meth

What powerthirst is.
Powerthirst is crystal meth!
by Cpt. Lhurgoyf January 27, 2010
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CRYSTAL COVE

An upscale strip mall on a stretch of P.C.H. sandwiched between NEWPORT BEACH and LAGUNA BEACH.Twelve dollar hamburgers...Two hundred dollar cooking utensils...Day spa's...Hot milfy's pulling up in Escalades and Bentley sedans-kid in tow-for some shopping at the Gap...40/50 something guys in Astons and Ferraris sipping Starbux-and projecting power via horsepower...2-20 million dollar homes in the hills behind the mall...all overlooking the Pacific.In other words...A WHITE RAP VIDEO...only it's real.
NEWPORT COAST RESIDENT WITH BINOCULARS:"Looks like Jim cashed in some Broadcom stock options and bought a FORD GT.Take a look.He just pulled in to CRYSTAL COVE."

NEIGHBOR:"I'm not puttin'up with that! Time to take the cover off the McLAREN...goin' down for a cup of coffee."

N.C.R.W.B-"My VEYRON was just delivered a coupla' days ago.I'm right behind 'ya.He has to be put in check!"
by L.MARTIN November 17, 2005
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crystal brain

noun

1. a keen mind, formidable intellect

2. that which an intelligent person uses to predict future events instead of a "crystal ball"

This term was coined by comedian Adam Carolla on his morning radio show to combat a harpy lawyer who was insisting that she couldn't possibly predict what an obvious outcome would be because she didn't have a crystal ball.
Reasonable Person: That new Sandler movie is gonna blow ass.

Douchebag: You don't know that. You don't have a crystal ball.

Reasonable Person: I don't need a crystal ball; I have a crystal brain.
by ContusorOssis November 06, 2012
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crystal meth

A drug made in America by household products and chemicals. The drug speeds you up, causes you to lose sleep, not eat very much, and might see things.
Man that crystal meth was killer I didn't go to sleep any last night!
by Puff February 06, 2005
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