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credit card bitch

( very misogynistic): the female version of a paypig in a female dominated relationship
I d rather be a payout and a gentleman at the same time than have a my cougar also be my credit card bitch.
by Sexydimma August 31, 2016
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Credits

Also known as:
-Creds (k-reds)
-Tokens (tOe-KeNs)

1. Currency usually used in arcades. For each money value you place into an arcade machine, you get a credit.

Usually 1-5 credits are needed to play a game and can accept (depending on the arcade): Tokens, Nickels, Quarters, Swipe Cards, and on some occasions, free.

2. Coins for arcades;a.k.a. tokens.
"I need two more credits to play"

"Oh my god you just took my credits and spilled them all over the floor!"
by J4ck4ssN00b November 20, 2003
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credits

To put an end to something that another person is saying. Derived from the ending of a tv show where the credits start rolling.
"Okay, I've heard enough bitching about your ex....Credits!"

OR

"The credits are rolling, it's over!"

May also be used with a gesture; index finger pointed outward and making a circular motion.
by Barbiehuss August 23, 2010
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creepitude

the act of being a creeper
You are chatting with a creeper roommate from another room. You look down at the screen to see the words "I see you" and look behind you to see said roommate standing behind you with a very creepy expression on their face. "You are such a creeper" you say. They reply, "Indeed I am a creeper. But you're just jealous to be lacking in my illustrious creepitude. I've got mad skills and it takes a special kind of person to be able to pull off the act of creeping with finesse"
by The Susie Poodle February 14, 2009
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sexual credit report

when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.
Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
by Pete Dick September 14, 2009
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owned on credit

1. Defeating an enemy even though they are cheating.

2. It can also be done if you kill someone who is using something that is generally accepted as a cheap weapon.
1. Some noob was using a wall hack but I still killed him. He was owned on credit.

2. This guy kept using a grenade launcher in a firefight but I nailed him in the face with my M16. He was just owned on credit.
by Chris Kipp January 6, 2008
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crapitude

a combination of crappy and attitude:to have a shitty attitude.
The staff at my local Husky store have some serious crapitude.
by Ali holla January 27, 2007
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