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concubining

Living together with several different sex/romantic partners. To have multiple girlfriends or wives, all of whom know about each other and live in the same house. Polygamy.

Originated thousands of years ago as a means of producing a large number of offspring, and as a status symbol, to show off how many women and children a man could afford to provide for, and to display virility. Now banned in most countries, but was once common practice, even in early Christendom: Charlamagne had multiple wives.

The word was recently popularized by one Ricky Lackey, a convicted thief who, when asked by the judge at his trial how many children he had, replied: "None now, but I have six on the way." When the judge asked if he was marrying a woman who had six children, he replied "No, I be concubining." Meaning, of course, that he had 6 girlfriends, all of whom were pregnant.
Judge: "Do you have any children?"
Lackey: "No, but I have six on the way."
Judge: "So, you're marrying a woman with six children?"
Lackey: "No, I be concubining."
by the birds and trees October 22, 2007
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New Concord

Small town in Southeastern Ohio. Former home of John Glenn. Everybody forgot who he is. He never comes back. We still praise him. Home to Muskingum College. Another joke. But still a nice place to get drunk in though even though it is a dry town.
by hmphbe December 9, 2010
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eat concrete

a term used in skateboarding where the person riding bails off and slams into the concrete at a high speed or height
i hope i dont eat concrete at the skatepark today
by skating for food October 12, 2010
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facebook concern

When you're so concerned about something you Facebook it but not concerned enough to do anything about it in real life.
I'm totally (Facebook concerned) about this whole big massive subject
by BigRich81 January 30, 2014
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Talk Under Wet Concrete

Someone who continually talks and won'd shut the fuck up and could literally continue talking if they were under wet concrete.

Generally they also suffer from verbal diarrhoea
That chick just wouldn't shut up.

yeah no shit, she could talk under wet concrete
by Davros01 July 8, 2010
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lack of concern

It simply means you do not care
She had a serious lack of concern about her friends relationship
by Elfwarrior June 10, 2016
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45 cent concert

When you go to see 50 cent, and Nickleback makes an appearance too
"I went to a 45 cent concert last night"
by kfcftw September 3, 2016
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