Naperville cocktail

Xanax and wine, the most common combination used by the moms of Naperville, to get fucked up.

Karen got zooty off those Naperville Cocktails, haha. She could barely speak!

by chicagohotness September 26, 2020

Rogue Cocktail

A drink (usually large, with the intention of getting a premature buzz) specially made to consume before arriving at the first destination of the evening; which somehow spills in your vehicle before imbibing any of it.

My friends Nat and Janet were on their way out for the evening when Nat's Rogue Cocktail spilled. What a mess !!!

by Edge Gomez January 1, 2012

Kootenay Cocktail

a mixture of beer and rum

pour some whiskey into my molson, please, feeling like a Kootenay Cocktail tonight

by mox+gam November 29, 2020

Farage cocktail

A milkshake thrown at a far-right politician, as has happened to British politician Nigel Farage. The Molotov cocktail of the 21st century.

Tommy Robinson better watch out, or they'll throw another Farage cocktail at him.

by tehfriendlyghost May 27, 2019

Colitis Cocktail

A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..

Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?

Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up

Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?

Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block

by AhJiggaWhat June 6, 2022

shrimp cocktail

Jasmine

Jasmine is a shrimp cocktail

by anonymous March 24, 2022

Faggotti Cocktail

(pronounced: fe GOT tee) Any mixed drink that is pink or red in color and involves whipped cream and decorative fruit, and is consumed by a gay OR straight male. Usually worse when some supposedly straight guy (or Fag Snack) is busted drinking one.

"Holy shit Todd...what is that...some kind of Faggotti Cocktail???" (Followed by immense uproar and laughter in the bar.)

by Matty B. May 19, 2006