Jamaican cocktail

The act of smoking weed out of a mans bellend to make the smoke go down the shaft for a quicker high

Me and Chris performed the Jamaican Cocktail, almost burned my knob off but it felt fantastic

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

Colitis Cocktail

A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..

Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?

Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up

Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?

Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block

by AhJiggaWhat June 6, 2022

shrimp cocktail

Jasmine

Jasmine is a shrimp cocktail

by anonymous March 24, 2022

Shrimp Cocktail

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.

I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.

by Anallover4000 January 22, 2022

inverted cocktail

its when a girls ass is facing upward and the guy nuts in her ass, and second woman takes a sip of the nut using a straw.

like in such a way that she is laying down and the back is taking support of a sofa and you are sitting on the couch and fucking her from the top with your dick downwards. after you nut in her ass, the other girl will sip the cum form the first girl's ass

(its a position in which the girl's ass is facing upwards and the guy fucks her from the top. when he busts a nut the other girl takes a sip from the ass- this is inverted cocktail)

by Dark Eclipse August 30, 2021

Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021

Faggotti Cocktail

(pronounced: fe GOT tee) Any mixed drink that is pink or red in color and involves whipped cream and decorative fruit, and is consumed by a gay OR straight male. Usually worse when some supposedly straight guy (or Fag Snack) is busted drinking one.

"Holy shit Todd...what is that...some kind of Faggotti Cocktail???" (Followed by immense uproar and laughter in the bar.)

by Matty B. May 19, 2006