cliterrific

An appropriate phrase to use around Mr. Dora Grey Guitar

George, you big bastard. It was cliterrific while it lasted but now I hate you.

by :L August 19, 2004

cliterection

The hardening or erecting of ones clitoris. Usually caused by lapdances on the back of a band bus

Lap Dance Recipiant: " Damn your giving me a cliterection

" I got a cliterection from looking at brad pitt"

by mellophoneponer November 1, 2007

cliterate master

Pronounced cliter'a-te like karate.

One who seeks to be proficient in the art of locating and engaging the female clitoris in stimulation.

Sam: Man, I saw you with those two girls in the corner, but I didn't see your hands at all! What were you doing over there?
Max: Smell that (holds hands up to Max's nose and rubs fingers together). I'll teach you the ways of the cliterate master, but only if you use the power for good.

by Gloves January 9, 2008

cliteral damage

the collateral damage of 'getting' with a girl (i.e. sex, head, ect.)

Sex with out a condom can have serious cliteral damage, like an unwanted pregnancy, or and STD.

by flashbol00 October 18, 2011

Cliterference

to cause interference with electronic devices as a result of having a large clitoris.

Girl 1:
My phone misses facebook notifications all the time when it is in my pocket.

Girl 2:
Could be Cliterference.

by relhomnb August 7, 2012

cliterati burger

the random mumblings of a crazy person, trying to insult his roommate.

def: a person who falls off the top bunk in the middle of the night, who likes frisbee, and is one big hunk-o-man meat.

Connor, you are such a cliterati burger!!!

by Thedodger927 December 12, 2004

clitaracts

Clitaracts, aged hardening of the clitoris resulting in reduced sensation of this area leading to numbed orgasms.

Oh dear my darling I think my clitaracts are playing up, I can barely feel you.

by spaffburger May 17, 2014