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Let's play by clit

Occasional response of a busy career single woman with good income to a request to plan a night out with an attractive friend.
It is basically a complement to the widespread idiom "let's play by ear" and, as said, it is typical of ultra-busy women that once in awhile remember to be female in need of some good healthy butt-naked squat thrust activity. As they can't predict the sudden coming of the urge in order to plan ahead, and can't be bothered to, then "Let's play by clit".
Johnny on the phone: "Wazzup Martha, haven't seeing you in a long while honey..."

Martha: "I know! These presentations have been draining me out"

Johnny: "Wanna have dinner or something tomorrow night"

Martha: "Wish I could commit to that, sweetie. I have one presentation more to prepare and I haven't started yet. But then again, it's been way too long,so...you know what, let's play by clit. In case I'll buzz you, that OK?"
by Parcerito May 4, 2011
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clit tease

A male who taunts a female with sex, who then, for whatever reason, abstains from engaging in sexual relations with said female.
by Laurel Marie July 14, 2007
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shit clit

When a female wipes forward and gets fecal matter on her clitoris
Oh dang, I gone and got that damn shit clit again
by Daddy Bongo December 3, 2015
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clit skip

when someone gets in the way of you scoring, getting a date, etc.
much like cock block but for girls
I was trying to talk to Nick the other day and then Michael totally clit skipped me
by XxyesxX January 12, 2008
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Clit Whip

Emina saw her friend Rachel standing and talking to her friend, Alica. Emina then clit whipped Rachel, causing her tampon to shoot 3 inches too deep into her uterus.
by VinnieWilliam March 10, 2012
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Clit Pleezas

A slang term in direct reference to the University of Connecticut women's basketball team. PDC: Please Da Clit
The Clit Pleezas jaj'd on UCLA last night!
Diana Taurasi, Sue Bird and Maya Moore can sure PDC!
by Jake Pounder September 21, 2018
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clit torture

The act of causing pain to a woman’s clit in order to give sexual satisfaction to either the woman receiving it or the person giving the clit torture to the woman. A wide variety of methods can be used to achieve this such as applying creams like icy hot or tiger balm, slapping, pinching, twisting and squeezing with the fingers, the use of clothes pins on it, book binder clips placed on it, the application of a tens unit, binding the clit with small thin rope or rubber bands and some even like to insert needles into! Or what ever method that you can think of that gives you sexual satisfaction.
I gave my girlfriend some clit torture last night, she always cums from it!
by Gerlad69 March 12, 2021
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