canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

chanker

derogatory name for a person of Asian descent; Derived from the term "chink".

chankers be havin dem slanty eyes.

chankers cant drive cause their eyes are all squinty and they always be eatin dat cat and rice.

by marque June 19, 2007

clankers

Particularly large, dangly, bulbous or otherwise conspicuous testicles. Also used as an expression of greatness.

Look at the clankers on that Rabbit.

That film was the rabbit's clankers.

by Sharon Millership March 16, 2005

clackle

When boys shake their legs back and forth and you hear their balls hitting each side of their legs.

Example: My gym teacher asked what that noise was and when she looked over I was doing the clackle.

by master clackle December 15, 2015

Chankast

Chankast is an emulator in very early stages, which came as a nice surprise for the emulation scene, as it was the first released Dreamcast emulator to run commercial games - with decent speeds on a 2Ghz machine.

It requires the Dreamcast's BIOS to work.

"I sold my Dreamcast recently, but I still can play the games on my PC using the Chankast emulator".

"I never buyed a Dreamcast, but I downloaded the Chankast emulator".

by Igniz September 29, 2005

CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

canklephobia

NOUN: (cank-el-FOE-bee-ah)

One with a fear of the cankle.

"Ma'am, could you please step back? This man has canklephobia and is prone to panic attacks when confronted with a woman with cankles like yours!"

by ZooBG May 14, 2010