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Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies
The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.
by JR Stump June 5, 2018
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Chump Dump

When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.
Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?

Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
by CGoodies June 28, 2015
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Chump

Dante Green is a Chump
by WanderOverHeaven August 4, 2022
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chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children
boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
by Sexydimma July 5, 2012
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Tipperary Chump

A Chump from Tipperary who despite the glaringly obvious still persists in the false belief that they are the best at Fight Night Round 4.
by Better than Enda February 28, 2013
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the ‘cheddar chump’

This silly chump somehow became the 45th president of USA; he has also been called ‘Cheeto’ due to his ?natural skin tone being ORANGE. Twice impeached, he served a single term before voters legitimately removed him. He gathered his minichumps & enablers and finished out his last days with a treasonous insurrection on Jan 6th, 2021.
The ‘Cheddar Chump’ now resides at Mar a Largo in a golf resort clubhouse he calls the ‘southern White House’.
by Modman23 October 14, 2022
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Chump

Man who buys yeezy pods
Oh man i got the new Yeezy pods

Damn, your a chump
by AMooseMuuse December 14, 2023
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