by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013
The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.
by Ihatem1ke May 04, 2023
by T1Dildo August 31, 2023
A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.
Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"
Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"
Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"
by chronic.fail May 30, 2011
by Lilkris July 08, 2020
by Alex and Rob February 19, 2003
when oneself is either unable to form relationships with the opposite sex or is rejected to the point they just want to be single to stay happy. Many people who are chronically single are either agressive gamers, drug or alcohol abusers, or loners but is not limited to those.
Girl 1: WHtas the deal with that boy? He looks like he could just die but he's at all those parties.
Girl 2: He's chronically single.
Girl 1: Ohhh I see. Poor guy, what could of caused it?
Girl 2: He's chronically single.
Girl 1: Ohhh I see. Poor guy, what could of caused it?
by theColonel94 February 05, 2010