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Rotting Christ

A Greek black metal band. Does it honsetly matter whether they are "true" or not? It's a band making its own music, that's it. The same goes for everything else extreme closed-minded philistines don't like purely based on popularity reasons instead of the music itself.

Yes, Norway probably did invent the genre, but in the same way that the UK invented the telephone, it can be made in other countries just as well, sometimes better. My phone's Japanese, for example, although Alex Bell invented the first one.
Rotting Christ is a rather good Greek black metal band.
by Amoxcillin 750mg October 29, 2006
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Jesus H. Christ!

1. Used to show shock
2. What does the H. stand for?
3. Used by the drill instructor in the movie Full Metal Jacket
by NamelessRain November 8, 2007
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Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge!

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.
Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?
by Help525600 October 18, 2020
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Jesus unforgiving Christ

A sacrilegious expletive. Originally coined by Dave Godowsky
"JESUS UNFORGIVING CHRIST!!! THAT HURT!!!"
by Krwin March 1, 2015
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Fucking Christ

An expletive, possibly the most aesthetically pleasing in the English language. A multi-purpose phrase commonly used as an expression of anger, pain, frustration, wonderment or disbelief.
After stumping his toe on the hearth, grampa screamed, "Fucking Christ!".

"Fucking Christ" the teacher inaudibly sighed as Susie answered "Louis Armstrong" when asked who the first man on the moon was.

After her first sexual tryst, Maxine rolled over and in a long exhale, uttered "Fucking Christ..." as she sank into the bed.
by J-Hova September 3, 2006
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Jesus Christ on a cracker

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.
John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?
by TGBen December 30, 2008
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jesus christ its jason bourne

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.
Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!
by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017
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