Chris

An idiot who waters trees

“Chris hemsworth is such an idiot”
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”

by Rocket hero spiral gaze June 3, 2020

Chris

A dumb ass nigga. Fuck boy. Commonly known for being dumb as fuck

He a Chris for real, don’t fuck with him.

by Sasha Terry August 9, 2019

chris

shortened name for a vagina often part of the lqbtq+ community

woman-my chris is hurting

Im coming out the closet I am a chris

by gingers can die October 13, 2021

chris

that one asian kid whos smart and rich

jeesh chris no need to brag-...

by keenie79 January 27, 2021

Chris

Stupid noob that stinks at fortnite and especially rocket league

“Fuck no i don’t want to squad with Chris my back hurts from carrying this shitter”

by Gayhomonamedchrisk May 28, 2018

Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.

Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care

by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019

Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.

“You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends”

by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020