Chav

People who think they 'own' territory and decide to spit on 'their' territory to mark it. They also wear hoodies/tramp caps to hide their ugly faces from the world. Another clothing is the classic 'trackies', trousers designed to fall down and show underwear to disgraced passer-bys.

OMG, he really needs to pull up his trousers, the Chav.

by Mobby April 11, 2010

chav

some of the biggest douche bags on the planet. they need to go fuck themselves. i don't live in england, but from what i hear, chavs are extreme faggots. even worse... THEY'VE SPREAD TO AMERICA!! they're not the same as the ones in england (i still call them chavs, but collars could work, too), but american chavs are just as fuckin gay. they don't wear as much plaid, but they wear bright-colored collared shirts (pink, light-blue, bright green), with the collars up. and all the clothes are made by american eagle, hollister, or other fuckin GIRL stores like that. but, like the english chavs, they're always trying to pick fights, and think they're better than everyone else. they obsess over cars, money, and other possesions, since they don't have any morals, thus they try to fill themselves with things. they're little shits to their parents. i.e. "i got grounded for yelling at my mom! haha!" "yeah i yell at my mom all the time too!" "haha!". not kidding, that's a real conversation i overheard between to chavs on my school bus.

chavs are basically wiggers mixed with preps/jocks
"i got money, cars, i got everything any kid would want!" <-- another thing i overheard a fuckin chav say on my bus (and no, that's not what everyone wants, just those faggot chavs do)

by Tommy F. November 8, 2006

chav

someone who has no brains, lives on a council estate and wears burberry, fred perry and tucks their trousers into their socks

wayne rooney is a chav and anyone who has no brains

by STBswad July 24, 2008

Chav

a chav is a person who wears lots of burberry stuff& fake fur, thinks alot of themselves & is a complete fool. also, are very fug-like and like to push old ladies over& hang about on the street. its kind of the english version of 'gangster'.

'hey, do you like my brand new burberry hat?'
'you chav.'

by lolsl October 25, 2009

chav

Chav

the strange love of sports gear and sock tucking

Weasel, Minister of chavs

by HValo June 8, 2004

chav

People that hang around bus shelters, shelters on the seafront. Have sex in the public toilets and then get pissed on cheap cider or "fosters m8".

They then talk about how there mums other sons brothers cousin has a nova with 1000bhp and about 10 turbo chargers on it. When they get bored they mindlessly call a few people wankers and twats for no reason, and then go up the coastal path to smoke weed out of sight of the "pigs".

Chav 1: "that is a fuckin savage car m8, nova m8, how fast does it do about 300mph?

Chav 2: "Oi m8 look at that twat over there......YOU FUCKING WANKER M8" (randomly and pointlessly shouts abouse at passers by who have done nothing wrong)

Chav 3: "M8 BIT OF GRASS GOTA SPIN ITTT IN MY NOVA MM888888!!"

by willski December 9, 2008

chav

A Chav, a sad people who realy have much time on there hands, they think they don't need school and all they do to kill off time in there useless life is to start on rondom people

a chav some times hangs out in a emty market place smoking and and drunk girly drinks that thay nicked off there little sister waiting for a person to walk by and jump them till the police come and say to the police "oh my days i want to press charges" when there was like 7 and 1 guy cuted up.
i personly say kill them all

by Hawkeye-Range June 16, 2005