Skip to main content

The Champagne Bottle

A sex move in which just prior to ejaculation, a thumb is placed over the tip of the penis causing the ejaculate to move explosively, much like that of a champagne bottle after its shaken.

Usually used after a particularly unlikely sexual encounter that one might count as a "victory" or in other celebratory circumstances such as New Years orr Birthdays.
"Had sex with the cute cheerleader last night. Was such a victory that I had to use The Champagne Bottle!"
by Uncomfortably_Ginger November 26, 2016
mugGet the The Champagne Bottlemug.

Champagne shit

"champagne shit"

-a style of shit.

It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.
I just took the most amazing champagne shit, it’s a celebration.
by @takochino November 19, 2017
mugGet the Champagne shitmug.

champagne activist

Champagne activist (noun): A person who publicly expresses support for a cause or movement, typically by raising a glass of champagne or making a toast, but who does not take any meaningful or sustained action to advance the cause. Also known as Slackatism.
"After toasting to the latest social justice cause with a glass of bubbly, the champagne activist promptly returned to their privileged bubble without doing anything to address the root issues."
by Crunchiest666 April 20, 2023
mugGet the champagne activistmug.

Champagned out

Too much champagne can vary from 3-8 bottle’s
Wow shano is all champagned out and blowed out
by Mixboi305 May 22, 2019
mugGet the Champagned outmug.

champagne facial

When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.
I'm going to give her a Champagne Facial tonight.
by TheBounder November 24, 2024
mugGet the champagne facialmug.

Dark Champagne

When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.
Man those tacos had me popin dark champagne in there
by J/M/C June 3, 2023
mugGet the Dark Champagnemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email