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Champagne

A firm piece of turd, followed by unexpected stream of diarrhea.
I went to the toilet and took a champagne.
by Chenin blanc February 25, 2023
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Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"
by Dome luver July 31, 2022
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Champagning

Champagning is the act of jerking off until the point of near ejaculation. The jerker then swiftly places their thumb over the tip, causing the load to spray like champagne.
Man one: ‘Nice haircut
Man two: ‘Thanks. I think I’m going to do some Champagning tonight.’
by BrownEggsWithCheese March 16, 2022
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7 and Champagne

someone who drives a car with their left hand on the "7" position on the steering wheel with a cup, glass, or mug,
drinking with their right hand while driving.
While my car was at a stop light, I looked over and noticed the driver in the car next to me was 7 and champagne.
by Dr OG April 19, 2019
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Warm Champagne

A term that describes the urination from one person into the others mouth.
A submissive Speaks to his/her Dom -' Yes Ma'am my slutty little mouth is open for all the warm champagne you can provide me with
by Philip The Sub November 7, 2012
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champagne Dreams

Ive got champagne Dreams with her
by Brayola April 21, 2021
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champagne woman

1: a woman that is very social and wont shut their fucking mouths.
2: a posh woman with Karen tendencies (commonly used by charvas)
charva 1: yo man, yo mama a champagne woman.
white non gigachad rizzler wannabe chav: shut your motherfucking mouth nigga
by teufort_beatz (tf2 music) February 28, 2024
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