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department-cest

When one member of an academic department at a university hooks up with another member of the same department.

Considered slightly incestuous because often members of the same department are often an insular social group that work, hang out and often live (roommates) together. Can also lead to a degree of nepotism.

On the other hand, can be quite common or even encouraged due to the lack of interaction with non-members of the department.
If you are going to take time away from your studies for a love life, make it department-cest so you don't get too distracted. Lab or office-cest is off-limits though.

Did you hear Mike and Sally are shacking up? Department-cest!
by Mike4587 November 22, 2010
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Sleazy Cesar

When a man offers to give a girl an oil massage, then excuses himself to the bathroom, where he jerks off in his hand instead, and uses that. Then after said massage, he spoons her for the rest of the night.
She was so ugly, I couldn't bear to look at her face, So I gave her a Sleazy Cesar!
by rod longfellow February 21, 2011
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dirty cesare

Basically when a fat cunt uses you like a prostitute, slave or an illegal immigrant, that forces you (sometimes persuades you) to do his dirty work for the day.
"Are you pullin a Dirty Cesare on me cunt?"
by LiL SCRAWNY August 19, 2017
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Di Cesare

Italian Policeman. Proud Policia member. Lovable Nonce.
PC Brent: "OI FRANK, YOU A DI CESARE YET?!"
Frank: "I'M WORKING ON IT BRENT!"
PC Brent: "WORK HARDER! AND GET RID OF THOSE BLOODY PINK BOOTS!"
by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019
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mimi_cesarie

Mimi is super kind and pretty, she’s so funny and is also always there for you when you need <3
(From Evie btw)
Someone: Have you heard of mimi_cesarie?
Me: yeah, she so awesome!
by society.emic December 24, 2021
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mimi_cesarie

mimi_cesarie is the best mlb fanpage there is so please go follow her she's amazing
"Do you know who mimi_cesarie is?"
"What are you talking about? She's literally my favorite fanpage!"
by roxenjeikona December 24, 2021
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The julius cesar

Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self
"Dude I had the best "the julius cesar" last night"
by Nero the great July 20, 2019
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