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jk A country above the U.S where ppl live in regular houses and a regular city and smoke guanja a lot.
Except for some places there is igloos and inuits (Eskimos)and Canadians do say "eh" A LOT! i have an Ethiopian-Canadian cousin from toronto and he says it so much its annoying!
Canada is also very diverse. From what ive seen there are more foreigners in Canada than America. They go there because its safe and free health care and blah blah blah! They go there because its easier to start a new life and find weed plain and simple.
Some of the french canadians are kind of racist but everyone is else is cool.
America is still kinda doper than canada. theres not that much excitement or famous ppl except for some comedians. lol
jk A country above the U.S where ppl live in regular houses and a regular city and smoke guanja a lot.
Except for some places there is igloos and inuits (Eskimos)and Canadians do say "eh" A LOT! i have an Ethiopian-Canadian cousin from toronto and he says it so much its annoying!
Canada is also very diverse. From what ive seen there are more foreigners in Canada than America. They go there because its safe and free health care and blah blah blah! They go there because its easier to start a new life and find weed plain and simple.
Some of the french canadians are kind of racist but everyone is else is cool.
America is still kinda doper than canada. theres not that much excitement or famous ppl except for some comedians. lol
Me: Bro im goin to Canada for the weekend
My Friend: are you gonna live in a igloo or a log cabin?
ME: a condo....
My Friend: Is that short for "condonsation"?! Your gonna sleep in the snow?!
Me: You mean "Condensesation"? no dumbass a condominium!
My friend: Whats that?
Me: your not my friend anymore your too dumb
My Ex- friend:='(
My Friend: are you gonna live in a igloo or a log cabin?
ME: a condo....
My Friend: Is that short for "condonsation"?! Your gonna sleep in the snow?!
Me: You mean "Condensesation"? no dumbass a condominium!
My friend: Whats that?
Me: your not my friend anymore your too dumb
My Ex- friend:='(
by [Gun Rue] kid April 18, 2008
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Possibly one of the most liberal countries in the world, Canada has one downside: There are too many cultures for us to make one AND there was never a "culture" to begin with. If so, it's boring. Sorry, but white culture just doesn't cut it for me. I'm latino-descent, born here, I love my country (Canada) but it could be SO much better, and more fun lol.
We've had a growing socio-democratic uprising :) (i.e. Minority Conservative thanx to the NDP PARTY)
We have ppl of every corner of the earth, the longest street in the world, the highest freestand structure int he world... wheat lol, same sex marriages (altho i'm atheist and think marriage is stupid, it still shows that canadians are advanced in the social science field), and we have SNOW (yes it CAN be cold, but the spring and summer are the rewards for the going thru it) and Canada is world-renowned for it's beautiful nature (trees' leaves changing colour in the fall, the snow lol etc.).
The ppl are generally... indifferent/non-chalant towards life, in my point of view. I live in Toronto, and that's what I see. IT WOULDN'T KILL TO SAY HI TO SOMEONE. or smile.. everyone on the subway looks sad and to themselves or just pist off, it's pretty depressing at times. We should embrace our characteristic as being a liberal, ppl-loving nation and ACTUALLY be more friendly.
And as the first definition in this forum stated: Canada has invented quite a handful of sports, and we are unique.
P.S. What the English did to the native americans when they came and took Canada was unforgivable... and shouldn't be forgotten. Also, with many of the minorities, we should actually teach them english and/or french when they first come here, we should actually hire the doctors, nurses, engineers etc after the graduate from uni/college etc... AND we should enforce learning French from the kindergarten... we would be bilingual from the start, and have our third, and fourth languages (since most canadians are from other countries or descendants from them)
The gov't doesn't seem to care that we have so many professionals, that's why they all move to the US;
That's what I think would make Canada alot better than it is right now.
I love Canada, and want to see it fluorish, we can EASILY overcome the US... causing Mexico to follow, we would both leave NAFTA and make our own Latino/White/Melting Pot relationship! I LOVE IT
We've had a growing socio-democratic uprising :) (i.e. Minority Conservative thanx to the NDP PARTY)
We have ppl of every corner of the earth, the longest street in the world, the highest freestand structure int he world... wheat lol, same sex marriages (altho i'm atheist and think marriage is stupid, it still shows that canadians are advanced in the social science field), and we have SNOW (yes it CAN be cold, but the spring and summer are the rewards for the going thru it) and Canada is world-renowned for it's beautiful nature (trees' leaves changing colour in the fall, the snow lol etc.).
The ppl are generally... indifferent/non-chalant towards life, in my point of view. I live in Toronto, and that's what I see. IT WOULDN'T KILL TO SAY HI TO SOMEONE. or smile.. everyone on the subway looks sad and to themselves or just pist off, it's pretty depressing at times. We should embrace our characteristic as being a liberal, ppl-loving nation and ACTUALLY be more friendly.
And as the first definition in this forum stated: Canada has invented quite a handful of sports, and we are unique.
P.S. What the English did to the native americans when they came and took Canada was unforgivable... and shouldn't be forgotten. Also, with many of the minorities, we should actually teach them english and/or french when they first come here, we should actually hire the doctors, nurses, engineers etc after the graduate from uni/college etc... AND we should enforce learning French from the kindergarten... we would be bilingual from the start, and have our third, and fourth languages (since most canadians are from other countries or descendants from them)
The gov't doesn't seem to care that we have so many professionals, that's why they all move to the US;
That's what I think would make Canada alot better than it is right now.
I love Canada, and want to see it fluorish, we can EASILY overcome the US... causing Mexico to follow, we would both leave NAFTA and make our own Latino/White/Melting Pot relationship! I LOVE IT
Canada - Our Home (if I remember well, that's the definition given by one of the native indians when confronted by the English... I badly need to brush up on my Canadian History)
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Get the Canada mug.On my trip into Canada I was stopped by a border patrol officer who was a moose, he checked my passport.
by Call-X May 25, 2014
Get the Canada mug.A Billingual Democratic country located north to the United States, south of Alaska (Except for Nunavut) and encasing Saint Pierre et Miquelon. It consists of 10 Provinces and three territories, and was founded in 1867 by the Confederation Act.
Canada, as a whole.
Provinces (West To East): British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Québec, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, and NF & L
Territories: Yukon Territory, Northwest Territories, and as of 1999, Nunavut,
Provinces (West To East): British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Québec, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, and NF & L
Territories: Yukon Territory, Northwest Territories, and as of 1999, Nunavut,
by The Canadian Textbook September 13, 2017
Get the Canada mug.A country founded by beavers in 1901. it's capital is Yukon, which is a barren wasteland. though the beavers expanded southwards to where there was wooded lands. since then the beavers have imported 3000 lumberjacks a year from the US to help them clear trees for massive dams that they put in canada, these dams formed what is now the great lakes.
US Lumberjack 1: those beavers in canada recruited me to cut down trees there eh
Lumberjack 2: oh boy, the last thing we need is lake superior to be bigger dontcha know.
Lumberjack 2: oh boy, the last thing we need is lake superior to be bigger dontcha know.
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