Snooty Call

A late night drunk text to a drug dealer, or friend that is notorious for having cocaine.

Ugh, I feel terrible. I made a snooty call last night and was up until 6am.

by punmaster93 November 14, 2017

calling bs

BS stands for bullshit. Calling bullshit means you are calling out a dumb ass statement for being a fucking dumb ass statement.

I'm calling bs on that fuckery.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 7, 2018

Calling Sally

A euphemism for female masturbation

I spent all last night calling sally because my boyfriend couldn't get it up.

by SallyandSam December 19, 2008

call in the crane

Describing how you feel after eating too much. Wishing you did not have to move from the dinner table after stuffing your face and have a crane lift you to the couch. So full that you are breathing like a gold fish.

That 3rd plate of pasta was so good, ugh I can't move someone call in the crane for me.

by marcodovi July 7, 2016

johnson call

The female version of booty call.

Derek, don't take this call for more than it is. It's strictly a johnson call. Just bring your johnson.

by twocrazychicks November 9, 2011

cow call

The opposite of a cat call. Making a moo noise at a person you find unattractive. Generally disrespectful.

* driving past a large woman *
Jeff: "moooooooooo"
Rob: "did you just cow call her? that's not cool"

by SpidermanSucks August 10, 2019

Whale Calling

The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".

Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!

Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.

by The Good Reverend Doctor January 9, 2013