by Calas July 1, 2018
Get the Calas mug.An Italian last name derived from the region of Calabria. People with this last name are typically fighters and will defend their honor no matter what. They typically live in the regions of New Jersey and Maryland. They are semi famous around those areas. The name is now given to (been passed down and mixed with different races/ethinicities) people who are like .5% Italian and 99.5% Irish, but they claim the Italian side because everyone knows Italians do it better. Some are a part of the mafia. If you are a Calabrese, you are lucky.
Person 1: Aye that bad shawd is a Calabrese
Person 2: She's ugly
*both laugh*
Calabrese: BITCH THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY?!?!? *with machine gun*
*Person 1 and 2 run off*
Person 2: She's ugly
*both laugh*
Calabrese: BITCH THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY?!?!? *with machine gun*
*Person 1 and 2 run off*
by KNOWDAGIRL March 28, 2013
Get the Calabrese mug.Calan is the type of person to bully you then try and make out with you bc he doesn’t have any girls. Calan is also the type of person to be friends with a kid named khanye and suck on his 7 inch dick on a daily
by BigBrollicBlackDude January 31, 2020
Get the Calan mug.Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.
by shrooks January 24, 2005
Get the calamari mug.Another word for alien. Can also mean stupid and lazy.
Is most often used to confuse people and make yourself look smart.
Is most often used to confuse people and make yourself look smart.
by RayRay198507 May 8, 2007
Get the calanthriscopicalimous mug.A Very Athletic Basketball player by far the best guard at his age. also a nice guy to girls when they are nice to them
by Fugdeina123 January 6, 2010
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