Butter the Dogs

Butter the Dogs = Lotion on the Feet

It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"

Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.

Ain't gonna waste my time on this camel-can't that didn't butter the dogs.

Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.

by Alimew November 26, 2022

butter

the act of smoothly flipping your pen around your fingers. This often occurs during boring activities or lectures.

I buttered so much last class, mr. hall sucks at teaching.

by pistapher November 3, 2010

hyena butter

Hyena anal excretion that is used to mark territory. It is not shit.

I just bought hyena butter for my sandwich!

by Epicolive28 April 20, 2014

Buttered Popcorn

The act of fucking someone in the ass who has eaten corn for a week straight, while using buttered flavored crisco as lube. When the heat from the friction of sex starts to build you can smell buttered popcorn. Carefull not to do it too fast or the pocorn will burn.

Last night Betsy and i made buttered popcorn.

by glassballs4u October 30, 2016

Crackers on butter

Crackers on butter is an idiom used to describe that doesn't make sense, or seems "backwards"

"Well, that's just crackers on butter!"

by Gingerspice212 September 23, 2017

warm butter

Warming up your hands before giving someone an open hand slap to the face.

If you don't Shut the f*** up I'm gonna give you some warm butter!

by gravi8 April 19, 2016

Toe Butter

Somebody who has a fetish for toes in the butt. This person asks his or her partner to insert their toes into their butt during intercourse.

The girl asked Michael to put his toe in her butt, making her a Toe Butter.

by Squash Buckler October 14, 2013