Breakfaced

A term used to describe the state in which one is shitfaced at breakfast.

Mate, the morning after that 21st, I went to a cafe for brekkie. I was well & truly breakfaced...

by Hekkers5 May 27, 2016

break up with your girlfriend, im bored

"Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored" (stylized in all lowercase) is the third single and the twelfth track from Ariana Grande's fifth studio album, Thank U, Next. It was released on February 8, 2019, along with its official music video directed by Hannah Lux Davis. The meaning of this song, according to ariana grande "i think it’s funny. i liked the idea of ending a more honest n vulnerable project and with like a punchline."

me: hey. break up with your girlfriend, im bored|

by ƃuᴉɯoɔ sᴉ ʇɥƃᴉl ǝɥʇ March 30, 2019

Breaking Down

Usually occurs late at night. Subject loses all self control and finds absolutely anything hilarious. May also do stupid shit.

John: *launches a 3000$ drone in kraigs basement at 3 A.M. while laughing uncontrollably at an image of bread*

Kraig: “John are you breaking down”

John: “NYEAH!”

by BOB SANDSTONE April 25, 2019

dam break

A flood through the lower G.I. tract/colon after the constipation/blockage breaks free. See assplosion

I had notshitin a week but the greasy breakfast and large pot of coffee this AM sparked a messy dam break by mid AM.

by Sauceman January 12, 2005

jacksonville breakfast

to give a blow job first thing in the morning

Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.

by clever clover November 23, 2009

Cheerio Break

Name for a mandated break that is unnecessary and most likely not wanted by workers. Famously started when one construction worker who was packed only Cheerios for lunch by his wife exclaimed that he "Didn't want to eat his fucking cheerios right now."

Common' guys take your cheerio break. I need you ready for the next batch so get your break in now.

by Crazy Justin November 4, 2013

door breaker

the big angry idiot person that breaks things when upset
"he's a door breaker alright"

a childish workplace tantrum resulting in property damage

too old to live in the frat house, too strong for the office door

and chases down his co-worker then breaks open a door to keep chasing him
"did you see him?" "i heard something go bang, now the door is bent open."
"too bad man, that guy upstairs is a real door breaker."

by bluedogone November 22, 2013