post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

Baby breakup

Two 6 year olds breaking up because of a misunderstanding caused by a barbie comb.

That was a baby breakup

by #1bleh February 12, 2017

Stealth breakup

When your partner acts progressively more obnoxious and insensitive, forcing you to break up with THEM, thus achieving their true goal without undue drama or bloodshed.

My wife has been drunkenly chasing our pool boy and the maid, cracking jokes subtly at my expense and flirting with the tennis pro at our country club. It’s a stealth breakup, she forced me to do the deed myself by acting so obnoxiously.

by Thunder lord January 30, 2018

YouTube Breakup

When a couple (straight or gay/lesbian) has nasty break up resulting to videos slandering each other, making videos to drag on the situation, contradicting themselves and throwing subliminals at each other on social media.

Kiana and Jordan had a YouTube Breakup Because of how badly their relationship ended.

by Makiyah Jade October 16, 2019

UD breakup game

An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.

“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”

“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”

by Zozothecat December 18, 2019

Conversion Breakup

A conversion breakup is when your boyfriend breaks up with you because he realises he's gay.

Me: Why did Sara breakup with Mark.
Jenna: It was a conversion breakup.
Me: Ooh that explains a lot about Marks personality anyway so its not that shocking.

by ppooooppyy August 10, 2020

Homophobic Breakup

A Homophobic breakup is when your partner which is in the LGBTQ+ community finds out that you are a homophobic person.

a - Damn, did they just make a homophobic breakup?
b - Yea, I feel bad for her

by Succhiacazzi Parisi December 5, 2021