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Boast

Noun. In jailhouse vernacular a boast is a form of yard poetry that is developed to brag about a renown pimp, hustla or playa's deeds. Yard poetry is the origin of modern rap. Inmates had no musical accompaniment yet music became an essential form of entertainment for inmates trying to get through their bid.
Here is a classic boast, replete with examples of jailhouse vernacular, entitled:

"Cipher's Boast"

Of myself, I freely admit, besides some small shit I ain't got no game

But I once knew this sly hustlin, fly dressin motherfucker who'd built himself quite a name

As quiet as its kept you may not know of the longshoe of the century

So let me deal out the holecard and put you wise to his pedigree

Cipher, from the street he attained kingpin status through concentration and kilos and pimpin hoes with big asses

He wore vines displaying taste well ahead of his time

And sharkskin kicks, bustin hoes in the ass who refused to turn tricks

But he always dealt solid to those in his flock and as much as it may come as a shock

He only layed out lames who tried to lay him two ways

You know some Lames just can't take the weight, but like a stone cold noble he did his bid and went straight!
by Suvonoge August 15, 2008
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Roast n Boast

The act on screwing a fine bird (or pig) then telling all your mates.
When Güntherß Müllard had sexual liaisons with a sexy female he proceeded to tell his mates.

This is how you Roast n Boast:

Güntherß Müllard: Yh I nailed that goth chick at the weekend!

Harry Peterson: you can't stop roasting and boasting!
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when somebody is seemingly boost, or cool, but they still have to prove their worth.
Dude, that guy seems alright, but he's still kinda shifty. He's like boost on probation"
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