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boobs to ass cover ratio

A ratio used in project evaluation in relationship investment management.

A prudent relationship investor in times of financial and emotional turmoil would seek the best relationship investment options to which he would invest his liquid assets. The criteria used in evaluations of said investment options are, but not limited to, the level of visible beauty, intelligence and ability to hold a conversation and body charactersitcs what for purposes of quick evaluation can be summed up in the form of 'boobs to ass cover ratio'.

Having said that, the 'boobs to ass cover ratio', or BTACR, is the relationship between the circumference of the said boobs over the circumference of the ass of the said investment option. The rule of thumb is, if BTACR<1, reject the option, and if BTACR>1, proceed.

The existence of this ratio is justified by the abundance of relationship options that entice investors with cleavage, displaying the acceptable boob circumference to mislead the investor, whereas the ass circumference is or may be much larger, and thus constituting a bad relationship investment option, dubiously named 'fat bird'. The options that satisfy the BTACR requirement are usually referred to as “large cup stocks”.

This information has been placed here for information purposes only and the authors accept no responsibility for decisions made based on the entry provided.
Bro #1: Oi Steve, have you seen the knockers on that girl right there?
Bro #2: Yeah, but the BTACR on that is lower than 1, you know I can't hit that enormous ass.
Bro #1: True dat

Guy at party #1: Have you seen the boobs to ass cover ratio on that bitch right there?
Guy at party #2: Well that ho is huge, you have to stop blindly judging bitches by ratios, I know you did finance in Pasadena Community College.
by InvestmentBankRejects May 29, 2010
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Water Boobs

Breasts with an almost supernatural jiggle. Like water wrapped in a thin layer of skin. Not necessarily attached to a fat woman, and more common in physically active women who have jogged the firmness out of their chest pillows. Rippling is noticeable with even the slightest movement. When unsupported, they sag and flatten out to the shape of the ribcage from which they hang.
I saw this chick with a low-cut top and water boobs biking down the street. She was hitting potholes left and right. I couldn't NOT stare.
by SquarePole October 1, 2010
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ghost boobs

1. when a female looses her breasts, usually associated with extreme dieting, exercise or a lack of nutrition;

2. a phenomenon caused by starvation, where boobs die/disappear, and often come back to haunt the individual when weight is gained back.

3. a growing epidemic among celebrities in which busty bossoms have been replaced with concave chests.
"Nicole Richie has ghost boobs! Where did they go?"

"Ghost boobs are so hot right now." - anonymous celebrity with ghost boobs
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pillow boobs

boobs that are so big to the point in which they can be used as pillows.
Those boobs are so big! They must be pillow boobs!
by industrible December 29, 2010
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boobs

What most girls call their breasts.
And of course he was staring at my boobs!

Don't bump into me, my boobs are aching today.

I don't know if I should show off my boobs at this event or not.

Is that a boy or a girl? I don't see any boobs..

I don't like those breast pumps, they hurt my boobs. I'd rather just breast-feed even when it's inconvenient.
by Hobyx January 9, 2007
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man boobs

When a lardass's breastesses exceed the size of his female partners, and he needs some support in that region.
I saw a guy trying on a bra in Victoria's Secret. It was red and lacy.
by kat July 11, 2003
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