Blood Brothers

When two people cut there thumb and press the open cuts together forming a blood pact.Considered by some to be like becoming family.

"I say Becoming blood brothers is a good way to share HIV"

by Hymen June 20, 2006

Blood of A Thousand Virgins

Blood from young women who have not yet participated in the horizontal mambo. To obtain this blood, you must either A) ask them politely to spare you some B) Sacrifice them C) Stalk them while they are on their period. Usually drank by total badasses, demon gods, rock bands, and Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Whomever drinks the Blood of A Thousand Virgins will be crowned as a god among men and will be able to perform extreme tasks like bear wrestling, unicorn/pegasus riding, catching fish with your mouth, and playing hacky sack. This phrase is often said to explain how hard something is to do.

Molly: Dude. That guy is eggrolling down the highway!
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.

by YaMama! June 10, 2013

blood chub

When you get led on and keep a boner for too long

Man this chick gave me a blood chub all day

by Chickanwing November 12, 2017

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 9, 2005

blood-crack level

When the crack in ones system starts to run low.

Mannn ! That guy is tripping and forgetting what is really important in life.

Awwe don't worry about him, his blood-crack level is just decreasing.

by LeReina September 6, 2011

Blood Crazy

The scientific phenomena where a woman, due to her menstrual cycle, is in a heightened state of anger and/or sexual arousal. She is prone to hunt down mating partners, or attack her committed partner at a higher rate of incident/frequency than normal times. She also is prone to laying someone out in an argument and/or acting in an irrational state, due to her hormonal condition.

There is no cure for "blood crazy", but scientists are working around the clock to figure out its foundations, so as to create some sort of mitigating substance.

"My girlfriend gets really blood crazy when she's on the rag. It's like everything I do violates universal logic."

"Dear God woman...are you blood crazy? You're chasing after anything with a penis?"

"She's so blood crazy, I could say 'Hello' and she'd tell me to go to fuck myself."

by MrControversy December 3, 2011

blood knight

A bloodthirsty contract killer only in it for killing

That guy, he's a blood knight he killed the last bartender because she was looking at him funny.

by Cyber rat March 20, 2016