Acronym standing for:
Body
Legs
Ass
Face
Tits
BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely independent of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman.
*BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or intelligence is taken into account.
**BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT.
***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel.
Body
Legs
Ass
Face
Tits
BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely independent of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman.
*BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or intelligence is taken into account.
**BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT.
***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel.
dude 1: "Dude! lets BLAFT that chick walkin her dog, she looks pretty hot."
dude 2: " Alright man, B:7. L:8, A: 8, F:7, T...9!"
dude 1: "Ok so shes a... 78."
dude 2: "Nicely done. she seemed like an 80's chick, but BLAFT doesnt lie. Still, kudos to you miss 78."
dude 2: " Alright man, B:7. L:8, A: 8, F:7, T...9!"
dude 1: "Ok so shes a... 78."
dude 2: "Nicely done. she seemed like an 80's chick, but BLAFT doesnt lie. Still, kudos to you miss 78."
by c3!MUSTC!TV!C3!!!!!!OOO BABIII December 29, 2009
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NOTE: This only in san francisco
NOTE: This only in san francisco
Alex: Hi Matt are you going to the bleag tonight
Matt: yeah i am are you.
Alex: yeah do you know what sort of things we are doing tonight?
Matt: The leader said we are going to learn even more sex move's and there are plenty more toys tonight wink wink. they said they are going to show us how to use the toys
Matt: yeah i am are you.
Alex: yeah do you know what sort of things we are doing tonight?
Matt: The leader said we are going to learn even more sex move's and there are plenty more toys tonight wink wink. they said they are going to show us how to use the toys
by readyh July 19, 2009
Get the bleag mug.1. chemicals which remove color, whiten or disinfect, often via oxidation.
2. slang term used to describe shooting/covering a person or object with semen.
2. slang term used to describe shooting/covering a person or object with semen.
1A The growth came back quickly even after a defrost and bleach cleaning.
1B The bucket is full of bleach solution for scrubbing equipment and floors.
2A. Your anus is not the chosen one, it shall not be bleached today.
2B. (sees a girl w/ big booty) Oh man, I'd just love to tear those pants off and bleach that asshole.
1B The bucket is full of bleach solution for scrubbing equipment and floors.
2A. Your anus is not the chosen one, it shall not be bleached today.
2B. (sees a girl w/ big booty) Oh man, I'd just love to tear those pants off and bleach that asshole.
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Get the blafbek mug.A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.
A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.
Guy 1: Hey bro im thinkin of becoming a bleach taste tester!
Guy 2: Nahh don't it pays like shit.
Guy 1: But i get free bleach!
Guy 2: Sure ya do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: Hey bro im thinkin of becoming a bleach taste tester!
Guy 2: Nahh don't it pays like shit.
Guy 1: But i get free bleach!
Guy 2: Sure ya do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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