Gaping loose butthole

Slang for your favorite soda.

Pack your stuff and bring your choice of gaping loose butthole.

by Pooguyman February 10, 2019

national shave your butthole day

A day when everyone unites and takes a razor to their asshole.

"Yo bro you got your razor? Its national shave your butthole day!"

by Buttholeday September 16, 2021

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

by Some rando out there December 28, 2021

G.I. system butthole clearing brawl

This is a phrase used to explain explosive diarrhea.

Last night after I got home from the bar my insides were engaged in a G.I. system butthole clearing brawl. It really took a lot out of me...literally.

by Infamous R January 22, 2011

Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.

I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.

by Taint Tap November 24, 2010

Pumpkin Butthole

A doughnut, usually iced, with pumpkin spice filling visible from one side, resembling a puckered or partially prolapsed anus.

Our teacher brought us pumpkin buttholes for doing well on our exams.

by DerAlmighty October 6, 2020

blowing on buttholes

The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.

Yo Chuck, Mike and I are gonna go blowing on buttholes tonight. You wanna roll with?

by Texas2Fists June 14, 2014