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cougar bits

the prey of the urban cougar (i.e. a mature woman who explores a predilection for younger men). typically a male in his late teens to mid 20's. synonym(s): bobcat
Paul: "Dude, Susie 30-something over there is totally looking at you like cougar bits."

Alex: "Well, I am pretty tasty. I HEART COUGARS!"
by Cashmoneyrolls June 9, 2007
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tiggest bits

Large jumbo sized boobies!!!!
Damn that girl has the TIGGEST BITS!!!

Variations: I bet George loves those tig 'ol bitties!!!
by MUVS September 27, 2005
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bits up

broken code; a word used to describe a coding error that brings your script or application to a halt;
I forgot a semicolon in my PHP code and the page went bits up
by optikalsaint March 3, 2011
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bits and bobs

Microsoft Word has so many bits and bobs as to make it complicated to use.

After assembling the baby-gate from Sri-Lanka, the remaining bits and bobs were enough to sink a ship.
by SoilentGreen January 10, 2018
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Bites my elbow

The phrase bites my elbow is to be used when someone really gets on your nerves os annoys you.
Fredric really bites my elbow. He is always yodelling!
by Fredricisthebest56 January 26, 2019
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BitShit

At the end of 50 years of FIAT fantasy hypernormalisation since the dollar left the gold standard followed by perpetual war and the CIA petrodollar, it was decided that a new financial system – codenamed Phoenix – would arise from the ashes of the old. To provide stability, the new financial system was cryptocurrency-based but backed by any number of precious and rare Earth metal-linked algorithms.

This system was supported for those above a threshold value of social credit score and members of T.H.R.U.SH. who were given a free pass. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

For those below the threshold value of social credit score, a less stable cryptocurrency was in operation that used algorithms linked to a collective of individuals’ own social credit scores. This cryptocurrency was known as BitShit. Once in BitShit, it was nigh on impossible to escape the absolute control of the social credit score system although this fantasy was perpetuated in order to promote the system (the BitShit dream).
Squelch: “I put a used tea bag in the general waste and not the recycling bin and I have been banned from public transport for three days. Not only that, but I can’t buy tea bags and my credit score dropped by half a point.”

Slap: “That’s nothing. I had bad thoughts about our glorious leader and now all the activities in this apartment are being live streamed on Channel X.”
Squelch: “Am I live now?”
Slap: “Yes.” (Waving)
Squelch: “How do you get out of this one?”
Slap: “I was told that I would be allowed out if I invited a known associate over to the apartment who would then take my place...and I get bonus BitShit.”
Squelch: “Yay!”
by Option 22 June 9, 2020
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Bitopan

Bitopan is a calm guy, he enjoys company, is caring but he also enjoys his time alone more than anything.
He would try to cheer you up when you're down but is not very good at it, so you might still be crying; Don't blame him for it.
Most of all he's a loving guy if you give him your attention, and a douche bag occasionally depending on the person.
Bitopan is an introvert and feels awkward to talk to people.
by not_so_bright_but_brightenough November 23, 2021
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