The equivalent of freshman fifteen but for engineering majors. The engineer will spend his university life doing nothing but eating, sleeping, studying, and drinking. Thus, over the term of their degree engineers will be the last ones picked for varsity sports, due to their poor exercise habits and non-existent cardio.
by Pandarchon November 23, 2011
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Bag-ineer . An engineer of bags, or an adventuring bag maker.
Bag-ineer . An engineer of bags, or an adventuring bag maker.
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Someone who reads catalogs of equipment -- high performance car parts, electronics or whatever -- and suddenly thinks he knows everything. These people are easy to spot -- they spend a great deal of money "improving" their cars, stereos or whatever. What they say sounds like hyperbolic ad copy and they won't let go of their beliefs, no matter how often someone proves them wrong.
Adam: Oh great, Ed's on a rant. He bought some gadget he found in a hot rod magazine for his car and claims it's doubled the power and his fuel economy. I looked at the thing and it's junk, just like all the other "performance parts" he bought in the last month.
Eve: That's Ed, alright. A real "Catalog Engineer."
Eve: That's Ed, alright. A real "Catalog Engineer."
by The Third Jay Guy December 16, 2010
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That hacker called himself a software enginer.
That coder thinks she is a software engineer.
Those programmer wishes they were software engineers.
I am the only software engineer I know that is why we don't have a union.
That coder thinks she is a software engineer.
Those programmer wishes they were software engineers.
I am the only software engineer I know that is why we don't have a union.
by joepa February 17, 2004
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by Nick Mitchell April 13, 2003
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Guy in engineering class : Dude..omg there is a hot engineering girl in this class
Other guy: wtf she looks like a f'n creature of the deep
Other guy: wtf she looks like a f'n creature of the deep
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I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
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