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Engineering eighty

The equivalent of freshman fifteen but for engineering majors. The engineer will spend his university life doing nothing but eating, sleeping, studying, and drinking. Thus, over the term of their degree engineers will be the last ones picked for varsity sports, due to their poor exercise habits and non-existent cardio.
Eww I'm never gonna put him on our football team, engineering eighty hit him hard!
by Pandarchon November 23, 2011
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bagineer

One who makes bags, purses and wallets, primarily by sewing.

Bag-ineer . An engineer of bags, or an adventuring bag maker.
Did you see her newest make? She's an excellent bagineer!
by SPbyMrsH February 4, 2017
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Catalog Engineer

Someone who reads catalogs of equipment -- high performance car parts, electronics or whatever -- and suddenly thinks he knows everything. These people are easy to spot -- they spend a great deal of money "improving" their cars, stereos or whatever. What they say sounds like hyperbolic ad copy and they won't let go of their beliefs, no matter how often someone proves them wrong.
Adam: Oh great, Ed's on a rant. He bought some gadget he found in a hot rod magazine for his car and claims it's doubled the power and his fuel economy. I looked at the thing and it's junk, just like all the other "performance parts" he bought in the last month.

Eve: That's Ed, alright. A real "Catalog Engineer."
by The Third Jay Guy December 16, 2010
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software engineer

Software Engineer is a professional that uses Software Engineering and all of its engineering principals during all phases of software development. Too bad this was only achieved once in all of recorded history.
That hacker called himself a software enginer.
That coder thinks she is a software engineer.
Those programmer wishes they were software engineers.
I am the only software engineer I know that is why we don't have a union.
by joepa February 17, 2004
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Network Engineer

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.
The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.
by Nick Mitchell April 13, 2003
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Hot engineering girl

A myth created by schools to attract more boys and by extension their daddy's money into their engineering programs
Guy in engineering class : Dude..omg there is a hot engineering girl in this class

Other guy: wtf she looks like a f'n creature of the deep
by vagbadger88 August 18, 2010
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masturbatorial engineer

Engineer with an emphasis in masterbation. Is usually well informed on lubrication viscosities and form. Will also spit out complicated algorithims while in the act of ejaculation.
I consulted a masturbatorial engineer to help reduce the stroke required for proper ejaculation.

I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
by Lucky Johnston February 25, 2009
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