A phrase born of the fact that Florida’s Governor, Ron DeFlatus, has suggested that the state’s educational curriculum include material on “the benefits of being a slave” so that whitefolk don’t wind up stewing in their own guilt over slaveholding ancestors, thereby garnering him some white votes since there are so many that would vote for such an asshole with this point of view.
The “anti-woke” Florida Governor knows that he can garner strong support from white supremacists by virtue of his ridiculous reinvention of history and this illustrates the benefits of being an asshole in this part of the country.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
Two or more people who become friends on a social networking website with the intention of sending gifts/becoming neighbors on online games.
by Mail W March 08, 2012
17th may is Friends with benefits day. Invite them to come over or go to their house and show them how much you crave sex with them. No excuses not to celebrate.
“I really want my soul to be fucked”
“Of course you do. It’s friends with benefits day. Let’s celebrate.”
“Of course you do. It’s friends with benefits day. Let’s celebrate.”
by heysishowareyou May 17, 2022
"Yo, bitch. I bet you didn't know that my dick's so big that I've got a little friend with benefits."
"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."
"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."
"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."
"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."
by Rest in pieces, Sandy Hook May 21, 2020
This is the effect , where after you spend an extended period of time interacting with a friend with benefits otherwise known as a fuck buddy, resulting in the adoption of slight feelings towards your partner in fuckery, that threaten the nature of your strictly Mario kart playing and sexually orientated relationship.
by TheBrotishBoy October 11, 2019
X: Johnny got laid like 4 times yesterday.
Y: Yeah, I heard him and Jenny are friends with the best benefits
Y: Yeah, I heard him and Jenny are friends with the best benefits
by Clem Winkleberry May 02, 2014
College football game played on Sep. 17, 2011 between THE Ohio State Buckeyes and the Miami Hurricanes (also a rematch of the 2002 National Championship game). Noteworthy because both programs are currently under serious NCAA investigation for receiving several "improper benefits" such as cash and discount tattoos in exchange for team memorabilia (OSU), and yacht cruises and sex parties (UM), all widely covered in the mainstream media.
ESPN presents "The Improper Benefits Bowl" sponsored by Fine Line Ink Tattoos and the South Beach Yacht Club.
by Andy Vanman September 17, 2011