Skip to main content

bellendish

1) Like a bellend, see bellend
2) Very good.
This club is like Mr. Kipling, exceedingly bellendish.
by r-neg October 29, 2003
mugGet the bellendish mug.

The Blender

Similar to the helicopter, The Blender is a sexual position wherein the giving party lays down with penis vertical and erect. The taker then inserts the penis in whatever oraphus they choose and spins on the dick with limbs up in the air mimicking the blades at the bottom of a conventional kitchen blender).
"Hey Travis, let's do The Blender, but this time, be sure to get your legs all the way up!"

"Well, there's nothing else to do"
by Chupalo September 2, 2005
mugGet the The Blender mug.

Mr. Belvedere

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.
Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.
by amikke01 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Mr. Belvedere mug.

cheesey bellend

A cheesey bellend is an everyday house hold item. It is often enjoyed as a warm snack for replenishing salts and proteins. Cheesey bellends are available at most retail outlets upon request for example asda or tesco.
Mmmmmm this cheesey bellend is real salty today, good job I worked out before eating this cheesey bellend so I get use of the protein.
by roger the rogerer July 31, 2011
mugGet the cheesey bellend mug.

ellender

A German decent of pirates who once sailed the Medditerainian sea and were world travelers and were known for the BO$$ ragers they threw on their ships! They also ruled the UK for a short time period in the early 1400s. They also were known back in Germany as a wealthy family of pickle farmers who very successfully harvested and ruled in their land. While all Ellenders were very hard workers they all were extremely attractive and very lovable.
Wow ! you're so amazing and attractive ! Are you an Ellender ?
by Dr.relishmey_Geo_Proff July 18, 2017
mugGet the ellender mug.

Bellendium

Bel-lend-eeum Noun.
1. A substence that emits a life draining force akin to the effect Kryptonite has on Superman only this affects normal reasonably intellignt people. It is invisible and odourless but often accompanies chavs, knackers, and skangers.

2. Smegma Polite. Aka Coquefort, Helmetdale.
1.
"I think it was the presence of the chihuahua wearing a Burberry jacket that tipped me off to the likelihood of high levels of Bellendium at that teenage party on Saturday. We managed to escape without having drank any alco-pops, hearing anyone say InitDough?, or seeing kids holding their hands up like they've got arthritis or cramp!"

2. After realising she'd sat through almost two hours of argument about Arsenal and Manchester United between two ugly fat blokes, it suddenly dawned on Charlotte that she'd been subjected to an incredibly strong source of Bellendium in the room.

3.

Marie: "Hey Julie, has your young Brian got an overly ripe wedge of Tallegio in his jeans pocket?
Julie: "No. The Bellendium is strong with this one."
by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010
mugGet the Bellendium mug.

Blendering

The act of eating and spitting out food while having sex. Creating a blender like environment.
"OH MY GOD! Blendering was so awesome last night! I still have nachos in my hair..."
person 2: "Gross"
camera man: ;)
by TeacherBigRed!;) August 9, 2012
mugGet the Blendering mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email