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Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.
"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"
by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012
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Turtle Beach

A kickass headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 Dolby Digital Sound Surround, anything less isn't a true turtle.

Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.

Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.

Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.

Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.

Awesome when opponents don't.
"Steve, heads up I hear a kid coming around the corner on my Turtle"

"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"
by SupraBro-93 February 9, 2010
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Take my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. A generation-Y inspired euphemism for masturbating. Inspired by the ego-driven, hour-long announcement by LeBron James indicating that he was signing with the Miami Heat.
Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.
by sexual napalm July 12, 2010
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Long Beach

Without a doubt the sweetest city in the World! Long Beach is in Los Angeles County and it by far exceeds it's reputation....People born and raised in Long Beach are the Best People I have ever met....
Where are you From?
I'm from the dope ass town of Long Beach!
by bonners July 3, 2008
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boynton beach

Boynton Beach is where there was a mall shooting on December 24th 2006. It was all over the news.
Yeah man, he got shot in Boynton Beach over gang related shit.
by Johnson561 December 31, 2006
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Miami Beach Senior High

The worst school imaginable filled with crack heads and wiggers
"i hope your not Miami Beach Senior High trash, are you?"
by Ms. Rodriguez August 4, 2019
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cocoa beach high school

a school with many potheads and surfers, no fights, and everyone loves dennis. the school always floods, theres no drama, and everyones pretty chill. most grads stay in cocoa beach and go to bcc while partying with kids still in high school
at a party...
first guy- hey didnt you graduate from cocoa beach high school a few years ago?
second guy- yeah man!
first guy- what you doing now?
second guy- bcc and partying with the high schoolers!
by cb12surfer March 19, 2010
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