A town in Michigan which everything looks like something from the 1800's except a library. It literally looks older than Baltimore.
by The Great Gas Head March 23, 2013
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Sure, some parts are dirty n got their problems and hobos and drugs and violence, but what city doesn't? There are more sexy females within any given 2 block radius than there are in the whole of any other city; plenty of bars, and nearly everything to do in a city filled with life and excitement. The rules are chill, because the police have SERIOUS things to worry about, so nearly anything is acceptable; this city is fun people believe me! The suburbs house the rich kids and are pretty gay, but the city is great! It's building up down here every day.
And yes, there is some crime, but it's concentrated, and usually has reasoning behind it. Don't be stupid and those people will leave you alone; it's actualy easier to get along with down-to-earth Baltimore residents than it is with rich kids in suburban high schools that are assholes, because nobody in Baltimore is snobby! So come on down, why don't you; there's plenty to do and see. Born in Sinai Hospital; Park Heights where u at!!!
Sure, some parts are dirty n got their problems and hobos and drugs and violence, but what city doesn't? There are more sexy females within any given 2 block radius than there are in the whole of any other city; plenty of bars, and nearly everything to do in a city filled with life and excitement. The rules are chill, because the police have SERIOUS things to worry about, so nearly anything is acceptable; this city is fun people believe me! The suburbs house the rich kids and are pretty gay, but the city is great! It's building up down here every day.
And yes, there is some crime, but it's concentrated, and usually has reasoning behind it. Don't be stupid and those people will leave you alone; it's actualy easier to get along with down-to-earth Baltimore residents than it is with rich kids in suburban high schools that are assholes, because nobody in Baltimore is snobby! So come on down, why don't you; there's plenty to do and see. Born in Sinai Hospital; Park Heights where u at!!!
I walk down North Avenue in Baltimore City with 50s hangin' out my pocket and my cell phone out, but i show respect n i have no problems wit' anybody.
*Everyday Thing*
-"Walking down North Ave with 50's hanging out pocket"
-"Sup fam""whats good"
-"Pull out cell phone, talks chill"
-"Reaches destination safely"
My Point: All you Bmore Bashers burn in hell
*Everyday Thing*
-"Walking down North Ave with 50's hanging out pocket"
-"Sup fam""whats good"
-"Pull out cell phone, talks chill"
-"Reaches destination safely"
My Point: All you Bmore Bashers burn in hell
by Proud Baltimorean January 19, 2008
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A town in forgotten Wicklow, located in the compost corner of the garden of ireland.
More commonly known as "Balto", "Imnotgoinanywherenearthatshitehole!!" or "Blessington"
The original reason for phrases like "Oooh don't go over there!","a sheep is for life, not just for Christmas" and "if ya push em up to the edge of a cliff they back up harder!"
A town built "of the people, by the people and for the entertainment of others"
The proverbial "back arse of nowhere"
More commonly known as "Balto", "Imnotgoinanywherenearthatshitehole!!" or "Blessington"
The original reason for phrases like "Oooh don't go over there!","a sheep is for life, not just for Christmas" and "if ya push em up to the edge of a cliff they back up harder!"
A town built "of the people, by the people and for the entertainment of others"
The proverbial "back arse of nowhere"
-Hey we're goin to your place next weekend ok?
-Ok!
-How do i get to Blessington?
-...
-what?
-fuck off.
"Baltinglass is in the back arse of nowhere!!
-Ok!
-How do i get to Blessington?
-...
-what?
-fuck off.
"Baltinglass is in the back arse of nowhere!!
by Danielicious207 April 20, 2008
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"Did you hear about Trump calling Baltimore a dangerous place and a dump?"
"Yeah all the Baltimorons are taking offense"
"Yeah all the Baltimorons are taking offense"
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bmore is legit son dont fuck or you will die
real niggaz
fuck all the gay ass cities
la, atlana, boston new york, philly
bmore is legit son dont fuck or you will die
by bmore February 11, 2005
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