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woman's basketball 

an oxymoron; pathetic excuse to put a ball in a basket, and when it happens, it is a paradox; some shots are so ridiculous, one wonders how it is some women are allowed to play the game; I must clarify, there are good women basketball players, however most are horrible
Stan: Hey are you going to the Woman's basketball game?
Bill: Yeah, im doing a report on whether drunk monkies can beat a high school girl's bball team
Stan: Oh cool, I'll see you there
Bill: Yeah
Stan: Hey, I'll put $10 on the monkies winning
Bill: I'll add it to the pot
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shower basketball 

When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet
"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"
shower basketball by mastermorris September 28, 2013

Badass basketball girl 

A girl who plays on multiple basketball teams and one of those teams have to be an all boys team, but this girl is a badass so ofc she's on a boys basketball team.
Dude: damn, look at that badass basketball girl, I heard she plays on 3 basketball teams and one of those teams is and all boys team. She must be real good.

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

The Phat 5 had atleast one of the programs in the Final Four for 17 consecutive years from 1962-1978. The streak was ended by Magic Johnson and Larry Bird in 1979 with their epic battle that was also the rebirth of the NBA. The new sreak is from 1988-2005, 18 consectutive years and counting. There will much anticipation in 2006 to see if the Phat 5 can extend the streak to 19 consecutive Final Fours.
The Phat 5 of College Basketball is the greatest collection of winning teams of All-Time in any sport when you look at the wins, players, champioships, and the history of the programs.

Naked basketball 

Basketball that is played naked. The women love to watch guys play naked basketball. And it is most often played by teen guys at a secluded hang out for teen women.

Mixed sex naked basketball 

Where men and women get naked and play basketball with each other. There are two kinds of it. One where man and women play on the same team and the other where they play each other.
It is most often played at a secluded hang out by teen men and teen women.
Lets play mixed sex naked basketball.

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

The Phat 5 had a team in the National Championship game during the entire 1990's from 1990-1999. All of the Phat 5 programs had atleast 1 appearance. They won 6 of the 10 National titles.

1990, UNLV 103- Duke 73
1991, Duke 72- Kansas ( KU ) 65
1992, Duke 71- Michigan 51
1993, N.Carolina ( UNC ) 77- Michigan 71
1994, Arkansas 76- Duke 72
1995, UCLA 89- Arkansas 78
1996, Kentucky ( UK )76- Syracuse 67
1997, Arizona 84- Kentucky ( UK ) 79,OT
1998, Kentucky 78 ( UK )- Utah 69
1999, Connecticut 77- Duke 74

* UNLV won by the largest margin ever in NCAA Championship history ( 30 ). They are also the only team to score more than 100 points in a Champioship game. Duke got revenge against UNLV the next year in the 1991 semi-final and went on to win the 1991 NCAA Championship. They won it again in 1992 being the first team to repeat as National Champion since the 1972 and 73 UCLA Bruins.
The Phat 5 run during the 90's was simply that Phat, it may never happen again. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!