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Baseball

The most amazing sport ever created. It requires a tremendous amount of athletic ability and mental understanding. People who think baseball is easy and boring obviously have never played and realize that their own sport sucks ass.
*Person 1 talking to someone else*

Person 1: Dude, I hit a walk off grand slam the other day!

Person 2: Baseball is gay! It's boring as hell and so easy!

Person 1: Oh yeah? Why don't you try to play then?

Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to look like a fag.

Person 1: No, you're a fag because you think soccer is

more than just running around and kicking a ball for 3 hours.

Person 2: You don't know shit about soccer

Person 1: Actually I do, I played it until I finally noticed that it sucked.
by BaseballPlayer21 December 9, 2012
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baseball

a sport that used to be enjoyable and fun to follow, but has been ruined by the likes of high-payroll teams such as Red Sox, Dodgers, Angels, and Yankees, buying out all the fire-pwer from smaller markets.
Baseball is the only sport where I feel like my favorite team will never have a fair shot at success, thanks to those rich, cock-sucking clubs and the MLB draft which hardly helps.
by Bozo the Klown February 17, 2009
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Baseball Biceps

A condition where the biceps of a person are malformed to resemble baseballs, caused by improper exercising techniques. Usually this happens when a person half-extends their arm when exercising over a period of time. For example, on a chin-up bar, the person never lowers their body below the half-way point (the farthest they extend makes their arms look "L" shaped). Once acquired, this condition is very difficult to correct. Not only does it limit the person's lifting potential, it looks unattractive to most people.
Hey check out that meat head over there, his baseball biceps look ugly as hell.

I'd better be careful of my lifting technique or I might be stricken with the infamous baseball biceps.

God damnit, I have baseball biceps. Welp, time for amputation.
by Brian Metcalfe June 9, 2006
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baseball neck

When you injure your neck while pitching a baseball. Neck strain from pitching wrong.
He got a baseball neck from pitching the baseball.
by zefferz June 21, 2017
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Baseballian

Someone who likes baseball so much that they consider themselves as a "baseballian". This name is similar to Robloxian and Minecraftian
Wow, that guy is such a baseballian.
by FatFuck45 January 8, 2018
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baseball pants

God’s gift to all girls.
Baseball pants are like yoga pants for girls.
by 12431 February 6, 2019
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Baseball

A very overrated sport with a bunch of f boys who all think they are the coolest people ever and walk around like they own the world. When in reality they are just rude and annoying people with bigger butts than girls
Baseball is a sucky overrated sport
by Loggghhhh August 8, 2019
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