Bernard

A FUCKING RETARD WHO IS DUMB AND ANNOYING

Stop being a Bernard and help me out.

by Boiiii 1928 June 20, 2017

Bernard

Coming from the phrase "Gutted Bernard" - Bernard is the phrase uttered when something unfortunate happens to someone. When you would usually say "Gutted", simply say "Bernard" as it carries more resonance

Also acceptable - Gutted Bernard, GB, Beeeeeerrrrrrrnnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrddddddd, Ecclestone (Bernie)

"I just lost £50 betting Liverpool would win the league"
"Bernard"

"That girl refused to give me her number"
"Bernard"

by BennyHudson October 12, 2009

Bernardo

Person that just loves a good big black cock inside his asshole.

"That gay is so Bernardo."

by ZaXaXa October 30, 2016

Bernard

An ugly ass monkey that eats his own shit and is a man whore. He commonly dates people and after calls them Hoe he will get with anyone to use them. Bernards favorite food is dog piss

Bernard is disgusting

by Babygirrrl222 November 14, 2017

Barnyard Picnic

An activity many interbred children on the farm take part in that involves the usage of barnyard animals and usually food condiments for the self satisfaction of the individual. Normally the animals do not enjoy it.

Hey benjermin, last night me and my sister/cousin doug had a barnyard picnic with 2 chikens, a pig, and our dog. It was GREAT!!!

by Pubic Dreadlocks April 19, 2009

bernarded

to be pummeled to a bloody pulp, to awake in a dumpster by the hands of a tiny girl

Dude, I got beat up and woke up in a dumpster." "Dude, you just got bernarded.

by hey9999 July 27, 2011

barnyard

The term barnyard refers to a state of being, or an action, that is ridiculous, or wild like a farm animal, anything that could be related to being wasted and making a fool of yourself etc.

Dude why did you invite that Trog to the party? Shes had 8 shots of vodka and is totally barnyard.

by Wolfpac January 26, 2010