Somewhat similar to "Beer Goggles", a common ailment in which one's over consumption of alcohol makes it appear as if said victim's bank account is several times larger than reality. Victim is prone to suicide and/or vehicular reposession/eviction shortly thereafter.
"No way Scott - you aren't paying for all of us... take your Bank Goggles off."
"Oh, bullshit!", he yelled as he picked himself up off the bar floor. "Let me pick up the tab - we've had bottle service for 9 hours, so I can't really do the math right now. Hell, it's only $3800, who cares! Pfffft. Bag Nozzles! Whatever."
"Oh, bullshit!", he yelled as he picked himself up off the bar floor. "Let me pick up the tab - we've had bottle service for 9 hours, so I can't really do the math right now. Hell, it's only $3800, who cares! Pfffft. Bag Nozzles! Whatever."
by FlashGibby March 10, 2009
Get the Bank Gogglesmug. To masturbate prior to a date where you are pretty sure you will get a shag. Having already ejaculated some hours before, the shag lasts its maxmum time
Anne was hot, good job I had a wank in the bank or I would have blown my load before she even got her knickers off
by Slipstream222 August 11, 2008
Get the Wank in the bankmug. Noun. A zoo of images one creates in his or her mind in order to be withdrawn at a later date to be used as assisistance while pounding one out. The bank is only temporary storage and is inferior in many ways to the cellular phone camera.
See mental picture.
See mental picture.
by kjcw September 25, 2006
Get the spank bankmug. A member of G-Unit.
Got shot 2 times, had to run himself to the hospital and got hit by a car on the way.
Good rapper.
Got shot 2 times, had to run himself to the hospital and got hit by a car on the way.
Good rapper.
by nyne mil November 29, 2003
Get the Lloyd Banksmug. Effie: how are you feeling today Frankie?
Frankie: I feel like I have bank-xiety Effie! I think I need to swap banks.
Frankie: I feel like I have bank-xiety Effie! I think I need to swap banks.
by JLonny March 13, 2019
Get the Bank-xietymug. Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.
by Dav1d VB May 29, 2018
Get the bank coffeemug. When you cant get cash out of a bank, it's got to be OCBC Bank coz they dont handle cash for "security reasons"!!!!!
by RBradburyMe May 26, 2020
Get the OCBC Bankmug.