curtain bandit

A guy who, after participating in sexual intercourse with another, and discretly walks over to the curtain and cleans the slime off of his dick, then leaves never to return.

Sally, watch out for that Brooks, I never knew he was a curtain bandit, until I found the mess he left on my bedroom curtains.

by Kevin Vandam June 08, 2007

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ass bandit

British term for Male Hosexual.

"e's nothin' but a bloody Ass Bandit, 'E is!

by Vega$ Bill November 29, 2002

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bum bandits

A slang term for male homosexuals, referring to their desire for anal sex with other males.

1st Guy: Dude, there goes captain fag and the bum bandits!

2nd Guy: Uh, that's Nick Clegg and the Liberal Democrats...

3rd Guy: Well duh, that's what he said...

by Blasted Foreginers! May 02, 2008

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Paper Bandits

most hardcore group of people in Seattle, WA

When Paper Bandits throw up the bird, you know it's on.

by Dhanel November 18, 2007

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Poo Bandit

Someone who goes into a public restroom and uses their own poo to write "Poo Bandit" on the bathroom stall. In order to be a true Poo Bandit you must continuously do this and never reveal your true identity.

Grace Burke poos every week in a public restroom and uses her finger as a pen to write "Poo Bandit" on the wall in her own poo.

by deapoo May 21, 2009

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