curtain bandit

A guy who, after participating in sexual intercourse with another, and discretly walks over to the curtain and cleans the slime off of his dick, then leaves never to return.

Sally, watch out for that Brooks, I never knew he was a curtain bandit, until I found the mess he left on my bedroom curtains.

by Kevin Vandam July 1, 2007

ass bandit

British term for Male Hosexual.

"e's nothin' but a bloody Ass Bandit, 'E is!

by Vega$ Bill November 28, 2002

bum bandits

A slang term for male homosexuals, referring to their desire for anal sex with other males.

1st Guy: Dude, there goes captain fag and the bum bandits!

2nd Guy: Uh, that's Nick Clegg and the Liberal Democrats...

3rd Guy: Well duh, that's what he said...

by Blasted Foreginers! May 2, 2008

Paper Bandits

most hardcore group of people in Seattle, WA

When Paper Bandits throw up the bird, you know it's on.

by Dhanel December 18, 2007

Poo Bandit

Someone who goes into a public restroom and uses their own poo to write "Poo Bandit" on the bathroom stall. In order to be a true Poo Bandit you must continuously do this and never reveal your true identity.

Grace Burke poos every week in a public restroom and uses her finger as a pen to write "Poo Bandit" on the wall in her own poo.

by deapoo May 20, 2009

shag-bandit

A gentleman that is frequently copulating with a variety of women.

You might catch something off him he's an awfull shag-bandit..

by dcrookfull October 2, 2010

beaver bandit

some who eats out hairy pussies

alysha hammens boyfriend

i still have hair in my mouth from eating that girl like a beaver bandit last night

by alex mizzathews November 21, 2004