banana

1. A widely used measurement unit for length.
2. And also is not a berry-looking berry.

1. "An average person is ten and a half bananas"

2. "Eat this delicious berry"

"But sir, that's not a berry. That's a banana"

"EAT IT."

by guyincog November 2, 2014

banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy 1: *kills himself* Guy 2: I'm a banana.

by banana4lifee February 16, 2017

banana

1. A widely used measurement unit for length.
2. And also is not a berry-looking berry.

1. "An average person is ten and a half bananas"

2. "Eat this delicious berry"

"But sir, that's not a berry. That's a banana"

"EAT IT."

by guyincog November 2, 2014

banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.

"I'm a banana! Look at me move! YEAH! YEAH!"

by TwentyOneIlas February 16, 2017

such a banana!

A sign to say you're stupid.

A:Check this out!That singer 's singing gratefully.
B:Oh!I know her.
A:Who 's she?
B:Such a banana!Everyone knows her.

by datthanhle March 17, 2016

banana

a very cool fruit that tastes very very good and is yellow and is the best thing ever

"I love that banana!"

by bananamat July 20, 2022

banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped

Guy 1:"Hey, have you ever heard of Onision?"
Guy 2:"Oh, you mean the next Hitler? So you are a banana or what, fag?"
Guy 1:*kills himelf*

by zizehhhh February 13, 2017