balloon out

potentiality of becoming no-return protoplasm(atically) challenged!!

all the jones boys had big beer guts, it was a matter of time until, steve too; would balloon out

judy had a great body but huge arms, all her sisters were pear shaped, flynn wondered if judy too, would balloon out

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

Water Balloon

(correct definition) When a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your dick. You then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mofuckin water balloon. Hilarity ensues.

I water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn't speaking to me but I don't give a shit because I water ballooned her.

by fittNasty April 13, 2009

cum balloons

when one fills balloons with the man juice then proceeds to throw them in the air and allow them to break over one's face.

Brian was bored with Jeff's games so he decided to play cum balloons by himself.

by mr. amazing July 30, 2008

balloon animal

when laying on your back and someone licks your ass and pushes your legs so far back that you are performing oral sex on yourself at the same time.

last night this chick licked my ass and made me suck my own dick at the same time . she called it the balloon animal and it was the shit .

by kaper February 28, 2009

Rape Balloon

The "rape balloon" is the balloon Pinkie Pie and Spike ride in during the Running of the Leaves.

Pinkie Pie - Anyone else want a ride in the "Rape Balloon"?
Spike - Sure Pinkie!

by ShenaniiganZ November 14, 2011

Balloon face

A person whose cheeks are very big and they look like they were inflated like a balloon.

Glenn's cheeks were so big he must've pumped them up before he came to school.

by MaxRetarted March 26, 2004

Balloon Animal

Someone who is stupid to the third power. The response to their actions or words is frequently, "wow....just....wow."

Was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? What a balloon animal.

by grieco August 11, 2010