Bakist

a self taught baker, someone who bakes outside the traditional methods of baking

I like the interesting items that bakist makes

by olivejuicelovesyou July 29, 2022

Badistical

Awesome or great

Bro your essay was badistical

by Hé August 17, 2022

Balasar

An unkillable idiot. Infamous as one who can do anything, easily irritated but always able to smile.

Slayer of Dragons, Chaser of butterflies, Balasar B. Balasar.

by AceHummus9823 December 17, 2022

baisexual

Being sexually attracted to Mahinda mahaththaya.

A: Are u baisexual?
B: Yes! I love maina!

by Justnobody555 January 17, 2023

Bagism

A metaphorical medical condition in which your entire body is always covered by a bag that is imperceptible to other people, but you yourself feel and act awkward all the time because it’s hard to see out of your bag or move around in it.

Sort of a twist on John Lennon’s original idea of the same name, except that instead of everyone else wearing a bag, only you have one. Lennon’s idea was of a world where everyone is equal, but with this kind of bagism, it’s the opposite because you’re different from everyone else.

Of course, this condition doesn’t exist in reality. But it does make a decent metaphor for autism.

Todd: Oh, I’m sorry I bumped into you by mistake, I’m just clumsy because I have bagism and it’s sometimes hard to tell where everything is.

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Steve: I just read a book about John Lennon, and he was talking about bagism. I think it’s such a great idea!

Sal: Oh, trust me, bagism is overrated. I‘ve had it for my whole life.

by Unstable Sub-Genius February 26, 2023

Balaska

When you try to eat a gingers hair but you got worms instead

yo bro i just got worms
The game or the disease?
well i got Balaska

by riflestatuesque March 22, 2023

Bais

Someone you like in a group

"I'm Hongjoong Baised"

by Kaichu_Ray April 27, 2023