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Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty
A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...
by cummy2 September 29, 2020
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this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”
by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019
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ummm idk actually

by b0caj3214321 February 28, 2025
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Actually Romantic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe when someone’s hate or obsession with you crosses into weirdly affectionate territory. Comes from Taylor Swift’s 2025 song “Actually Romantic” on The Life of a Showgirl, where she mocks a rival’s fixation on her by calling it “sweet” and “romantic.”

Basically means: You’re so obsessed it’s kind of flattering.
She’s been subtweeting me for weeks. Honestly? It’s actually romantic.
by tslover1989 October 17, 2025
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actually

When used to begin a sentence it means that everything said previous was bulshit and they know better.
Me something something something something something
The a****** using the word actually actually everything you just said is complete b******* and I'm going to tell you otherwise.
by Senores mysterioso March 25, 2021
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Actualeer

Someone who often says "UM, ACKSHUALLY-".
This word comes from words such as "engineer", except instead of doing engineering, it's actualeering.
"Of course he's an actualeer, he's a complete midwit".
by AveryHyena June 14, 2025
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Actuals

"actuals" is an australian abbreviation to "actually", it means "damn that fr happened?" or "it did"
Savanna: "hey, do you know eminem is coming to australia to have a world tour!?"

Ben: "WAIT, ACTUALS?!"
by brooklynsobased July 6, 2024
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