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burger brain

the stupfiied state that your brain experiences when you eat way too much burger
If you are in Ocean Beach San Diego and eat at Hodads, you most likely have burger brain. Also, if you find yourself doing strange things and acting socially bizarre post-burger, you may have burger brain.
by Meatball Girl April 4, 2011
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Burger Baron

The greatest god damn burger shop in the whole fucking world. Nothing you have ever tasted, as far as burgers are concerned, will ever compare to the delicious amazing "soft but crispy" greatness of the Burger Baron Patty. The Restaurant is only a small business that is found in Edmonton, but there is one small store found in Kelowna. The buns are prepared in unconventional ways, using a "secret" sauce (mustard, ketchup, relish, and... well im not quite sure...) and it is guarantied to make your mouth water every time someone even mentions the name "Burger Baron".
Raymond: "Hey, you wanna get some Burger Baron tonight?"
Smith: "You fucking know it, that shit is the best!"
by Solidsmith May 26, 2009
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Burger Nipple

If a woman's nipples are very large & dark, they are often referred to as burger nipples. They are not considered attractive, although people who have them seem to think they are, as they seem to want to show them off often enough...
Ugh she had the most awful burger nipples I've ever seen...
by sexi lil sadie May 13, 2005
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Burger Diaper

The paper that is wrapped around over half of your burger that makes eating the burger harder, but keeps the lettuce and sauce from falling onto your tray. (almost resembles a real diaper in the sense that you use it it's early stages to collect the released exrcement.) Once your burger is about 3/4 of the way done, it should be out of it's burger diaper(s) and be held so that the uneaten side is facing up so that it may be finished. Some places that give the burger diapers are In n' out, The Habit, etc...
"Man, I really hate having to move the burger diaper down every time I want a big bite. But these burgers are so sloppy, I can't just take it off. That would only end in tears..."
by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 August 28, 2009
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Burger Dick

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.
Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
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Burger and a grape snow cone

A handjob given out of pity when a girl rejects your offer for sex.
Nick: Did you and that girl hook up last night?

Josh: Nah, she wasn’t feeling it. I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone.
by Alan Jaxsun July 1, 2020
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burger bit

A female, of Italian desent, from Trenton, NJ who wears a lot of makeup.
My sister hangs out with the burger bits.
by X April 27, 2004
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