Downy Boxing

A sport in which literally retarded people are given boxing gloves and meant to hit each other for the entertainment of the masses.

Johnny McWarguy: So I went to the Downy Boxing competition last night.
Ted: Oh yeah?
Johnny McWarguy: Yeah your dad didn't win.
Ted: Typical.

by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

boning

to have sexual intercourse, to fuck.

I hooked up with Sylvia and gave her a good boning.

by online chatter December 27, 2008

Boxing the Compass

Having sex in all directions of the compass, preferably on a round bed.

Charlie Varrick was boxing the compass all night long. South by southwest is his specialty - the ladies love it!

by SuzyG October 18, 2008

Boing

1. Slang term for a well endowed women, in Japan
2. Being sexually aroused

1. Did you see that girl?
Yeah she's such a boing.

2. Man, she definitely is . . . boing!

by SoHumhallelujah April 18, 2009

boring as tits.

though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.

joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.

by Tanner Doolittle January 18, 2011

bowfinger

The "bowfinger" is the very British alternative of giving so. the bird.

It is also popular as the "two-fingered-salute" or the "two fingers up".

It looks like making a 'victory' with your hand, but with the back of the hand to your counterpart.

It often comes along with phrases like "f*uck off!" or "up yours!"

Saying "Hey jerk - up yours!" while doing that gesture (showing the "bowfinger").

by Alexander Richter January 8, 2009

Boringer

When something is more boring. Instead of using more boring use boringer

My family are boringer than they used to be.

by Laura Beckham June 15, 2013